Leon placed the large, gleaming paperclips onto each of his fingers, creating the eerie impression they were long, metallic fingernails. He drew them under his chin, shuddering at the cold of the metal. He tried dialing the phone, typing, picking up a coin, opening a soda, and writing, all while keeping them on. Leon found this very difficult. Frustrated, he drove to the petshop, unable to change the radio station because of the infuriating things. He stormed inside and shoved his outstretched hands bearing the paperclips into the startled Count's face. "How in the HELL do you go to the bathroom?!"
A/N: 101 words, not bad! I know it's pointless, but I hope it at least made you smile!