The End of All Time
It's a beautiful day in Konoha when…
FART!!
Lee: Sorry Guy sensei
Guy: Tis' alright Lee, for I LOVE POOTS!
Lee & Guy: YAY!
Meanwhile, in Suna…
Gaara: But I don't wanna!
Kankuro: YOUR GONNA EAT YOUR SPINACH, AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT MISTER!
Temari: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kankuro: What happened Temari?
Temari: I broke a nail.
Gaara: So?
Temari: Good point.
Gaara: THE SPINACH!
Kankuro: oh no, it's the legend of the Spinach Monster!!
Spinach: ROAR!!
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Meanwhile, In Konoha,
Kakashi: Please?
Jiraya: No.
Kakashi: Prety please?
Jiraya: NO!
Kakashi: Why not?
Jiraya: Because it's raded AO- Adults Only
Kakashi: Fine.
2 minutes later,
Kakashi: I'm tellin' Hokage-sama!
Jiraya: No you a'nt!
2 seconds later,
Hokage: What Kakashi?
Kakashi: Jiraya's not letting me play the Make-out Paradise Video game!
Hokage: So?
Kakashi: Good point.
A random Konoha Citezen: Spinach Monster!
Hokage: Oh no, the legend of it's the SPINACH MANSTER!
Hokage, Kakashi, and random citezen: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Spinach: DESTROY EARTH!!
Naruto: I'll-
FART!
Lee & Guy: Super toot powers, activate!
Spinach: NOOO! Guy and Lee farts! My one weekness! NOOOOOO!
Spinach shrinks and lands in suna on Gaara's plate.
Gaara: Well, if he almost killed us, I'll eat him.
MUNCH!
Gaara: Burp.
Gaara gets evil glare on his face. Dun Dun Dunnnnn!
THE END