Disclaimer:
Final Fantasy VII Characters are © 2002 Squaresoft.
Falvus, Kaji-Kaze and Knightmare are © 2002 Knightmare Creations
The name Counter-Shinra is © 2002 Knightmare Creations
Cloud is sitting outside of a shopping centre eating an egg sandwich. He's waiting for Tifa and Aeris who disappeared into a woman's clothes shop. Cloud still affected by the life stream starts staring at a mannequin's backside. He just sits there and stares as Tifa and Aeris show up with two arms full of shopping bags. Aeris sets the bags down to the side of Cloud and just looks at him. Tifa crouches down in front of Cloud. His head lowers by it self and his eye left drops to Tifa's chest.
Tifa: "CLOUD! STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS!"
Cloud: "What?"
Tifa: "Your looking down my top!"
Tifa stands up and sits next to Aeris. Cloud still stares at where Tifa was.
Aeris: "You ok Cloud?"
Cloud: "huh? Yea I'm ok"
Aeris: "If you want you can see what me and Tifa got from the shops"
Cloud: "Nah your ok, shopping isn't my thing"
Tifa: "Oh it would be if you knew about me and Aeris"
Cloud: "That's nice"
A fly buzzes past Clouds face as he follows it with his eyes. Tifa and Aeris hold hands.
Tifa: "Cloud are you listening to me?"
Cloud: "huh? Yea I'm listening. God that fly's annoying"
Tifa leans over towards Aeris and gives her a peck on the cheek then slumps down and places a hand on Clouds shoulder.
Tifa: "Cloud, Me and Aeris are going out, we're bisexual"
Cloud: "a bicycle?"
Tifa and Aeris both fall over Anime style as Cloud produces an Anime style sweat drop over his left eye.
Tifa: "Cloud me and Aeris are having sex, and I have sex with men when I'm single"
Cloud: "I've got a headache I don't want to have sex"
Tifa: "CLOUD ME AND AERIS ARE FUCKING!!!!"
Aeris: "Tifa, No need to shout!"
Tifa looks round and notices that everyone is staring at her. She leans down and hides her face from public as it goes red. Cloud grins for no reason at all as Aeris stands up and kneels down in front of Cloud.
Aeris: "Cloud, me and Tifa are like what you and her was like"
Cloud: "Oh… she makes you happy in the bedroom department?"
Aeris: "That's none of your business"
Cloud: "ok… Where did that fly go?"
Aeris: "Come on cloud, we've got to get going"
Just as Cloud was about to get up Sephiroth and Reno walks up to them.
Sephiroth: "Hey Cloud hows life?"
Cloud: "I'm ok, I want to go home and play some Counter-Shinra"
Sephiroth and Reno: "You got that to?"
Sephiroth: "That game is freaking A!"
Reno: "it is when you don't blow my head off with the Magnum Rifle!"
Sephiroth: "I fell of that cliff when I shot you, so shut up!"
Reno: "At least I wasn't blinded for five minutes with the flash bang grenade and the night vision"
Sephiroth: "Anyone could have walked off that building!"
Cloud just laughs as Reno and Sephiroth insult each other's gaming skills. Sephiroth and Reno stop and turn to Cloud.
Reno: "Think your so good Cloud? How about ten minutes in the L.A.K. Network? If your man enough.
(L.A.K. means Local Ass Kicking)
Tifa: "Men and there toys, anyway and anyhow they might as well see who has a bigger penis in the end!"
Sephiroth, Cloud and Reno look at Tifa for a brief moment then face each other again.
Sephiroth: "She's right, we might as well see who's got the bigger penis"
Cloud: "I might have fallen into the life stream but there's no way I'm doing that"
Reno: "Anyway I don't want to show you guys up with my monster"
Sephiroth and Cloud laugh at Reno
Sephiroth: "Yea, Right"
Cloud: "anyway about the game of Counter-Shinra, your both on. Why wait ten minutes why not have a game now?"
Sephiroth: "ok lead the way spiky freak!"
Cloud: "Shut up, don't make me Omni-slash you!"
Sephiroth: "What with? The strap on Aeris has in her hand bag?"
Aeris walks over to Sephiroth and kicks him in the nuts who falls down slowly onto his knees holding onto his groin then falls forwards onto his face.
Aeris: "THAT'S FOR LOOKING IN MY HAND BAG!"
Sephiroth lies on the floor not moving holding onto his groin with his eyes watering.
Cloud and Reno both making sympathy motions towards Sephiroth who is still not moving.
Cloud: "how about that game then? I'm sure Sephiroth will be able to catch us up once he's given birth to his nuts"
Reno laughs and nods.
Reno: "ok let's go"
Tifa: "While you boys go see who's got the highest urinal mark on the wall, me and Aeris are off home."
Aeris pats her handbag towards Tifa and lifts her eyebrows slightly.
Tifa and Aeris pick their shopping bags up and walk off home holding hands. While Reno steps over Sephiroth's body walking with Cloud to the L.A.K. Network building. After five minutes of Sephiroth holding onto his groin he gets up and slowly follows in the direction of Cloud and Reno.
Final Fantasy VII Characters are © 2002 Squaresoft.
Falvus, Kaji-Kaze and Knightmare are © 2002 Knightmare Creations
The name Counter-Shinra is © 2002 Knightmare Creations
Cloud is sitting outside of a shopping centre eating an egg sandwich. He's waiting for Tifa and Aeris who disappeared into a woman's clothes shop. Cloud still affected by the life stream starts staring at a mannequin's backside. He just sits there and stares as Tifa and Aeris show up with two arms full of shopping bags. Aeris sets the bags down to the side of Cloud and just looks at him. Tifa crouches down in front of Cloud. His head lowers by it self and his eye left drops to Tifa's chest.
Tifa: "CLOUD! STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS!"
Cloud: "What?"
Tifa: "Your looking down my top!"
Tifa stands up and sits next to Aeris. Cloud still stares at where Tifa was.
Aeris: "You ok Cloud?"
Cloud: "huh? Yea I'm ok"
Aeris: "If you want you can see what me and Tifa got from the shops"
Cloud: "Nah your ok, shopping isn't my thing"
Tifa: "Oh it would be if you knew about me and Aeris"
Cloud: "That's nice"
A fly buzzes past Clouds face as he follows it with his eyes. Tifa and Aeris hold hands.
Tifa: "Cloud are you listening to me?"
Cloud: "huh? Yea I'm listening. God that fly's annoying"
Tifa leans over towards Aeris and gives her a peck on the cheek then slumps down and places a hand on Clouds shoulder.
Tifa: "Cloud, Me and Aeris are going out, we're bisexual"
Cloud: "a bicycle?"
Tifa and Aeris both fall over Anime style as Cloud produces an Anime style sweat drop over his left eye.
Tifa: "Cloud me and Aeris are having sex, and I have sex with men when I'm single"
Cloud: "I've got a headache I don't want to have sex"
Tifa: "CLOUD ME AND AERIS ARE FUCKING!!!!"
Aeris: "Tifa, No need to shout!"
Tifa looks round and notices that everyone is staring at her. She leans down and hides her face from public as it goes red. Cloud grins for no reason at all as Aeris stands up and kneels down in front of Cloud.
Aeris: "Cloud, me and Tifa are like what you and her was like"
Cloud: "Oh… she makes you happy in the bedroom department?"
Aeris: "That's none of your business"
Cloud: "ok… Where did that fly go?"
Aeris: "Come on cloud, we've got to get going"
Just as Cloud was about to get up Sephiroth and Reno walks up to them.
Sephiroth: "Hey Cloud hows life?"
Cloud: "I'm ok, I want to go home and play some Counter-Shinra"
Sephiroth and Reno: "You got that to?"
Sephiroth: "That game is freaking A!"
Reno: "it is when you don't blow my head off with the Magnum Rifle!"
Sephiroth: "I fell of that cliff when I shot you, so shut up!"
Reno: "At least I wasn't blinded for five minutes with the flash bang grenade and the night vision"
Sephiroth: "Anyone could have walked off that building!"
Cloud just laughs as Reno and Sephiroth insult each other's gaming skills. Sephiroth and Reno stop and turn to Cloud.
Reno: "Think your so good Cloud? How about ten minutes in the L.A.K. Network? If your man enough.
(L.A.K. means Local Ass Kicking)
Tifa: "Men and there toys, anyway and anyhow they might as well see who has a bigger penis in the end!"
Sephiroth, Cloud and Reno look at Tifa for a brief moment then face each other again.
Sephiroth: "She's right, we might as well see who's got the bigger penis"
Cloud: "I might have fallen into the life stream but there's no way I'm doing that"
Reno: "Anyway I don't want to show you guys up with my monster"
Sephiroth and Cloud laugh at Reno
Sephiroth: "Yea, Right"
Cloud: "anyway about the game of Counter-Shinra, your both on. Why wait ten minutes why not have a game now?"
Sephiroth: "ok lead the way spiky freak!"
Cloud: "Shut up, don't make me Omni-slash you!"
Sephiroth: "What with? The strap on Aeris has in her hand bag?"
Aeris walks over to Sephiroth and kicks him in the nuts who falls down slowly onto his knees holding onto his groin then falls forwards onto his face.
Aeris: "THAT'S FOR LOOKING IN MY HAND BAG!"
Sephiroth lies on the floor not moving holding onto his groin with his eyes watering.
Cloud and Reno both making sympathy motions towards Sephiroth who is still not moving.
Cloud: "how about that game then? I'm sure Sephiroth will be able to catch us up once he's given birth to his nuts"
Reno laughs and nods.
Reno: "ok let's go"
Tifa: "While you boys go see who's got the highest urinal mark on the wall, me and Aeris are off home."
Aeris pats her handbag towards Tifa and lifts her eyebrows slightly.
Tifa and Aeris pick their shopping bags up and walk off home holding hands. While Reno steps over Sephiroth's body walking with Cloud to the L.A.K. Network building. After five minutes of Sephiroth holding onto his groin he gets up and slowly follows in the direction of Cloud and Reno.