Author's note: Hi guys (if anyone reads this) I hope you enjoy my fan fiction.
This is my first story so I might do somthing stupid when I upload and stuff so please bear with me.
I uploaded this before but it seriously needed editing so I deleated it but its back up again now so its okay.
So yeah I hope you like my story.
DISCLAIMER: I dont own Hetalia.
England took a deep breath.
He was an expert at deep breathing.
Everyone who knew America was an expert at deep breathing.
"You know America", the older nation said calmly as he sipped tea whilst looking across the small room which was his study.
"The reason the host nation books a hotel for all the attending countries is not out of good will BUT SO WE DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE ANNOYING ONES FOR MORE TIME THAN NECESSARY!"
America put on a childish pout and folded his arms.
"But Eeeeeenglaaaaaaaaaaaaand" he whined in a kiddy like manner "I wanted to see my favorite mentor".
England knew that America was just trying to pull his heart strings to let him stay, "well I might as well humor him" the brit muttered under the breath of his latest sigh.
"Yes America I missed you too" England said much to the delight of the American.
"Come to think about it why are you not at the hotel greeting everyone yet?" America asked innocently before pausing, his eyes narrowed and his smile turned into a mischivous grin.
"Of course it would seem more sense to stop at the airport on the way to the hotel as the airports closest".
England felt his face turn red.
"America...shut up".
"And of course", the younger country continued, "We dont want anyone such as France or Germany talking to you too long or stopping you from getting to the airport on time for when the plane from Switzerland lands..."
"America...I'm warning you".
"And of course we wouldnt want to miss the chance to greet our dear buddy Switzerland and help carry their cases to the car to impress Lie-".
England had just punched America in the stomache.
America grinned, "ooooooooh I've hit a nerve".
"Shut it" grumbled the british man, "I am NOT in love with Liechtenstein".
"But dosnt you diary say-".
"MOVING ON" England interuppted, "I think its high time you take part in some sports whilst your in the UK and lose weight".
"Why?"
"Oh I don't know...MABYE THE FACT YOUR DIET IS PURELY OF HAMBURGERS!"
"But is okay I never get bored of them."
England put his head in his hands. When did he go wrong in raising this idiot?
"Look, Poland told me he would be late due to matters in his country. he should still be there so ring him and tell him to bring one of his ponies over for you to borrow".
"But England we use cows to make burgers not horses".
"I ment for horse back riding you git! Why the bloody hell would I use a horse to make one of your bloody burgers?"
"I dunno, sounds tasty though hey if I start eating hamburgers AND horse burgers you won't be able to yell at me for having a diet purely of hamburgers!
See? Problem solved now I don't have to do exersise! The hero saves the day again ".
"America...just ring him".
America sighed and took out his phone before dialing Poland's number.
So thats the first chapter done (yay!).
I think I will upload chapters every week so I guess thats every monday but I might do it more often or on a diffrent day or when I get bored.
The next chapter will be based on somthing that happened to me once which I thourght would be funny so look forward to it!
So read the other chapters when they come out, review and stuff if you want and bye.