Underlust Papyrus sighed, this was the third time he'd been without a mate at one of Blue's parties. UL had to admit, he was a bit frightening, considering the fact that he tried to make love to any and everything he saw. That wasn't his fault though! It was how he was born. Looking at his brother, UL growled softly, it was no secret that he envied his brother, UL Sans had always been the dominant sibling. "And so then I said: 'Captain? I thought you said CAPTIVE!'" UL Sans (or plum as Blue called him) joked. Red and Classic both laughed hysterically, loving Plum's sense of humor. "How come HE got all of Dad's GOOD genes?" UL growled softly. Suddenly, a large dog like monster walked in, smiling at everyone Blue introduced her to and giggling when she heard one of Plum's jokes. The monster was a strange one indeed, a collie with brown eyes, red fur with brown and white marks in her mane, and a dark red dress on that stopped just at the top of her tail. "Alright, I'll let you get settled Callie!" Blueberry giggled, grabbing Red's hand and pulling into the kitchen.
Callie smiled softly, wagging her tail when Aftertale Sans walked up to her. "Hi there, you must be Callie" AT said warmly, reaching out his hand. Callie smiled and accepted the gesture, shaking AT's hand. AT gasped, "Your fur is so soft..." AT whispered. UL huffed, was that the best AT could do? "Thank you... you're very sweet" Callie giggled. UL gasped, Callie's voice was as sweet as honey, her words rolling off of her tongue as if she had rehearsed them multiple times. AT sighed softly, obviously feeling close to the newcomer already. "AT! Don't hog Callie! I know she's nice, but you've gotta share!" Blueberry giggled. "Ooooh" Everyone chuckled, making AT blush and look to the side. "Ignore them... they just don't know how you feel..." Callie whispered before licking AT on the cheek. AT gasped and fainted, a small smile on his face.
"Umm... Blueberry? I think I accidentally broke your friend!" Callie chuckled. "Callie! Look, can it wait?!" Blueberry whined. "Sure! Besides, you'll need to wash your hands after making those 'TACOS' now won't you?" Callie joked mischievously. Stretch perked his head up from his current make out session with Edge at the sound of that. "SANS!" Stretch growled. "Oh no! Look what you've done! Onwards Felly!" Blueberry giggled, squealing when Red teleported them. "SANS!" Stretch growled, teleporting after said brother. Edge growled softly, when was he going to be able to have a simple make out session with his boyfriend without being interrupted?! "Welp, looks like you just lost ANOTHER boyfriend huh?" Sans chuckled, his eyes widening when Edge glared at him and growled in a feral manner. "I'm gonna go over there now..." Sans chuckled nervously. UL chuckled, his social life was a soap opera. Callie then walked over to the wall that UL was leaned up against. "May I join your lean?" Callie asked. "Sure... why not?" UL sighed 'Can't say no anyways' UL thought.
Callie smirked and leaned up against the wall, looking at everyone else. "It's sweet of you to come to this party... You know, considering how much you HATE them" Callie said. UL looked at Callie, "How do you know that?" UL asked. Callie chuckled, "Oh please, don't believe everything you hear, whenever he can, Blueberry gossips about everyone, and I mean EVERYONE" Callie giggled. UL huffed, "Yeah right!" He growled stubbornly. "Oh, it's true! He even told me about some weird sex tape he found when he was cleaning his brother's room" Callie giggled. "WHAT?!" UL laughed. "Yep! According to Blueberry, when Edge and Stretch get it on... they GET IT ON" Callie laughed. UL burst out laughing, here he was thinking this party was going to be a drag, and now he was hearing about Stretch's sex life. Callie and UL both talked about different things, from that one time Stretch and Edge were first caught making out, to the time UL got his head stuck in a bucket. "What?!" Callie laughed. "Yep, it took three sticks of butter to get my head out" UL chuckled.
Callie laughed, holding her stomach and beginning to tear up. Callie wiped her eye, still slightly giggling. "Oh, comedy gold" Callie joked lightly, wagging her tail happily. UL chuckled and watched as Callie smiled softly, shaking her large mane. 'Wow... I wonder how soft her fur is up there...' UL thought, blushing suddenly and shaking his head. Callie noticed UL's blush, smiling wider than before and pulling him in for a hug. UL gasped in surprise. "Um, Callie? I don't think this is such a good... a good... idea..." UL sighed contentedly, burying his face into what was revealed of Callie's mane. "So soft..." UL growled softly, his right eye turning into flaming heart. UL gasped and turned away. "Callie... I... I don't think that we should be so close to each other right now..." UL sighed sadly, walking outside. UL sighed and sat down, growling as his magic dimmed down. "Hey lil' bro... how's it goin'?" Plum asked. "Not good... I just embarrassed myself in front of the hottest monster here..." UL sighed. "What? Wait, You JUST realized that I'm embarrassed by you?" Plum joked. "SANS!" UL growled. "I don't feel like playing around..." UL sighed. Plum hummed, "So, you really liked her huh?" Plum asked. "Yeah... but, knowing me... I don't stand a chance..." UL sighed. Plum chuckled, "Hey c'mon lil' bro... I'm sure that one day you'll find your mate... and hey, if it takes too long, I can always hook you up with Muffet..." Plum giggled. "Ew! Sans! You're so gross!" UL giggled, scooping up his brother and hugging him. "Thanks Sans... you always know how to cheer me up..." UL sighed happily. "Hey, what are big brothers for?" Plum chuckled.