I do not own Metal Gear, Super Smash Bros. or MGL Nanoha.
A/S: This fanfic is based on the Codec conversations from SSB Brawl.
SNAKE'S CODEC CONVERSATIONS: NANOHA EDITION
PART 1- NANOHA TAKAMACHI
"Rinnng rinnng!" The codec rang before the Colonel's image appeared. "Colonel!" Solid Snake addressed him. "I'm fighting a little girl in white; she can fly and shoot pink energy beams from her talking staff." "Oh! So you're up against Nanoha Takamachi, eh, Snake?" The Colonel answered. "Just what in the world is she?" The Cloned super soldier asked. "Nanoha is a mage of the Time Space Administration Bureau." The Colonel explained. "You got to be kidding, Colonel? You're telling me she's some kind of magical sci-fi girl?" Snake stated. "Yes, that is a pretty accurate description." The Colonel added. "But you shouldn't be surprised Snake, you already fought kung fu plumbers with fireballs, an electric mouse, kids with psychic powers, swordsmen with mystic swords and even animal people with weapons and technology more advanced than ours." "I know… but she's a little girl." Snake implied.
"Don't let her age fool you. Despite being only nine years-old, she is already one of the, if not the most power being in the universe, she is also known as the White Devil." "White Devil! But she looks so sweet and innocent." Snake replied. "Yeah, I've heard that she is indeed a great kid. But... then again, when you have the kind of firepower that Nanoha has, you can afford to be nice." Colonel implied. "I wish I could afford to be nice to my enemies instead of breaking their necks all the time." Snake added.
Moments later, Snake notice small particles of pink light gathering around Nanoha. "What in the...?" The rapidly aging clone uttered. "Be careful Snake! Nanoha has a habit of blowing up people she wants to befriend." Colonel warned him. "What kind of little girl thinks she can make friends by beating them up?" "Apparently, she does, and so far, she's been successful." Colonel replied. "STARLIGHT..." "Snake! Get out of there!" The legendary Soldier took the Colonel's warning seriously and ran. Unfortunately for him, running wouldn't change a thing. "BREAKER!" The small magical girl shouted as she whacked the giant pink orb of light with her staff, shooting a huge beam of destruction at the retreating big boss clone. The Colonel could only hear Snake's scream before a huge explosion happened. "Snake, do you copy? Snake! SNAAAKE!
End