Author's Note: Here is the revised version of "The Chase of the Lifetime." Hope you like it. I haven't thought of Rachel's partner yet. So, I would let you decide for that.

Chapter 1: The Hot Beginning

This had been my goal since my first day here at Mckinley; the attention. She thought, The days of short skirts and high knee socks are long gone. This is my year, and I going to make things right. She wiggles her hips while strutting down the hallway.

Over the years, Miss Rachel Berry had transformed into a beautiful work of art. From high-heeled shoes to over sized t-shirts from some guys who she used to have hotter than hell make-out sessions with.

But yet, like the rest of the student body, she wonders on why she was still a virgin. She was beautiful, sexy, and extremely appealing. But somehow, she just couldn't make herself give in. She wanted to wait, just until "the one" comes along.

"Excuse me?" utters nervously by a man from behind her. She turns her head and looks at him from head to toe.

The weird man had a not-hot-at-all afro hanging from his head; a highly expensive and up to date camera in hand. And a very childish over-all under his rainbow colored pleated shirt. "Yes?" she pretended to stay calm.

"C-Can I kiss you?"

Rachel's eyes widened as she started backing up. "I don't think that's a very good idea." She kept walking backwards until she bumped into Amazon like—well, in height at least—blonde wearing her usual track suit. "Coach Sylvester!" she exclaimed, "I'm so sorry!"

Sue squints her eyes in front of the surprised brunette. People might have the usual feedback when they see the scary blonde, but Rachel couldn't be any happier for bumping into her. She idolizes her in such an amusing way.

"Keep walking, shortie," quoted Sue.

Rachel smiles at her, "Coach Sylvester, I would like to talk to you about a certain subject matter."

"Well, this is exciting," she says with sarcasm.

Rachel started, "It's Glee Club. As you know, we are trying to start a musical with the little budget that the school offers our club, but our show choir director, Mister Ryerson just isn't quite easily persuadable if talked to by a person with far too much femininity. I believe that it is utterly unfair that we have to suffer through this while he—"

"Hold up," says Sue, stopping her from mid-explanation. "Will you just get to the point? Or better yet, don't speak at all. Every time you go on, talking about something, the earth just loses more than half of its supply of oxygen." She paused, "Shame on you!" she started to turn her back from her.

"Wait!" Rachel stopped her, "I have exclusive news for you! I swear! This is entirely not barbaric." She grinned, "I overheard that you wanted Mister Ryerson fired from this school, just because you can't stand his presence, and because you don't agree with his perspective in life. That's why, I started to investigate.

"And luckily, I found something. Mister Ryerson is physically harassing the male population in this our well rounded alma mater. He's like, touching them and groping them. It was gross and very inappropriate!" she sighed happily, "And, additional information, he sells marijuana behind the bleachers to many desperate students and teachers. I mean, why do you think did the students suddenly love hanging around below that old bleacher seats?"

Sue started squinting again, but she needed this information to get rid of the man who influenced her once head cheerleader into drugs. "What's in it for you?"

"Nothing. I would gladly appreciate it if you would acknowledge my existence though," Rachel smiled.

"By doing this, you're destroying your precious glee club, you know."

Rachel nodded, "I'm aware. I would rather risk that than getting my ears bleed just because of certain people that aren't born to be as talented as I am." She frowned, "It might risk all chances of ever starring in a school musical, but it's worth it."

"You want to star in a school musical?" the brunette nodded once more, "I can fix that."

"How?"

"You just have to help me with this little problem of mine," she said.

"What is it?"

Sue smiled wickedly and mouthed, "To destroy the glee club!"

Rachel's eyes widened, yet she didn't understand why. She thought she was prepared for losing glee club in her life, but why is she feeling this way? "And you'll get me my Maria?"

Sue nodded with a devious smile.

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