Earth Prime Peril

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. A. Fox owns Electrode and Winston.

Chapter 1: The Meeting

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Plunder ran for his life. The masked mercenary and former Flash villain was one step ahead of a woman known as Lady Deadpool. Think the original Deadpool, only as a woman and blonde, with a big crush on Plunder, and that pretty much sums it up. Lady Deadpool screamed,

"Come back, handsome! I love you!"

Electrode, wearing his traditional costume of a leather jacket, jeans, and fingerless gloves, smiled,

"Nice one, Plunder. She's a real keeper."

Plunder screamed,

"I'm going to put a bullet in your head, Electrode, when this is over!"

The electric powered thief grinned,

"You keep promising that, but it keeps getting put off."

Winston, the resident cook, and the only sane one in Electrode's gang, called from the kitchen,

"Soup's on!"

Deadpool blinked,

"I thought he was cooking steaks."

Rip Roar grinned,

"Rip Roar hungry. Rip Roar want steak."

Kid Pool, the resident kid of the Deadpool Corps, looked up from his game,

"I better not be getting any vegetables like last time."

Dogpool, the version of Deadpool that looked like a dog, whined something. Headpool, as for obvious reasons, said,

"You and me both, kid."

Hazard, the luck manipulating villainess, whined,

"Electrode, honey. When are we getting married?"
Contessa, the immortal villainess, and formerly married to Lex Luthor, cursed,

"Electrode is mine!"

Godiva, the attention seeking villainess, shouted,

"You're both wrong! He's mine!"

And thus, a cat-fight broke out. Fastball cheered,

"Go, girls!"

Winston came out of the kitchen, saying nonchalantly,

"The girls are fighting again, aren't they?"

Deadpool squealed,

"Catfight!

He and Fastball instantly sat down on the couch and watched the three women continue their cat-fight. Winston shook his head,

"I don't know why I keep getting involved with people like them."
He walked back to the kitchen.

Later…

When everything had calmed down, and the food had to be reheated, everyone was seated at a very large table within the Deadpool Mansion. Deadpool raised his glass,

"Gentlemen, a toast…"

He blinked,

"Wait, there's no toast here! I want toast! With butter! And I want it to be fattening butter! None of that margarine crap!"

Hazard glared,

"Hey, some of us are trying to watch our figures here!"

Kidpool shook his head,

"Where's the candy?"

Winston stood up,

"You'll get that later. Right now, I have something to say."

He looked around,

"Ever since I decided to join Electrode's gang, he's promised me a way back to my reality, Earth Prime."

Electrode winced,

"O-K. About that…"

The cook glared,

"I think it's high time I collect on the promise."

Headpool snickered,

"Hah-Hah! You made a promise."

Deadpool said,

"You want to go to Earth Prime?"

Winston nodded,

"Yes, it's my home, and I miss it dearly."

Lady Deadpool, who was flirting with a near panicking Plunder, shook her head at Electrode,

"For shame."

Electrode whined,

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with parts for an inter-dimensional travel thingie? Aside from stealing one in the Watchtower, I don't see how-."

Kidpool said,

"We've got one."

Everyone looked at the child mercenary. Winston said,

"What?"

Kidpool said,

"We've got one that can take you where you want to go."

Deadpool shouted,

"Kidpool, what did we talk about volunteering information like that?"

Kidpool looked at him,

"Oh, come on, Dead. The story has to progress this way. You don't think the readers are going to figure it out sooner or later. How do you think we're able to travel between realities?"

Deadpool blinked,

"Good point. Oh, and don't ever break the fourth wall like that again. I'm the only one that can do that, for I…AM…DEADPOOL!"

Lady Deadpool shouted,

"So am I! So are all of us here!"

At this, the debate continued, which turned into a full blown out food fight moments later. Winston, watching this all unfold, shook his head,

"And I worked so hard to make dinner."

A pie got thrown in his face. He said,

"I wonder if Gypsy is doing anything right now. "

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