Don't Lick The Envelopes!
One night, a Dane man, named Mathias, was working late at a post office. He was working on enclosing some out-going envelopes, but had lost his sponge and decided to close the envelope using his tongue instead. Although he was told never to lick the envelopes close on his own, he decided to do it anyways.
But while he licked one of the envelopes, he slit his tongue, causing it to bleed. The Dane cursed but shrugged it off, cleaning and fixing himself, he continued on with his work.
The next day the Dane's tongue was healed, yet there was a small swelling. He ignored it and went on with his life, expecting the swelling to go down.
When the swelling, in fact, did NOT go down, and had gotten even worse, Mathias went to the doctors and asked about it. Being told by the nurses that it was just a little swelling and that it would go away in a few days, he went home and did what he normally did.
Soon, after a day or two, the swelling got worse, it was so bad that he couldn't even eat!
Mathias went straight to the doctors and Demanded that something be done. When the doctors placed him for some test, they found that, in fact, something was wrong.
They soon told the Danish man that he might have to go through surgery. Once Mathias had agreed to it he got changed and prepared for his surgery. Once Mathias was knocked out the doctor was finally able to preform the surgery, they soon cut open his tongue to see what was the problem and found a strange ball inside, they quickly removed it, but accidentally broke it, then, out f the small strange ball, crawled thousands and thousands of little cockroaches.
The Envelope was was made from live cockroach eggs!
A/N: gross... This was not the nastiest urban legend I've ever written, I've written worse, I'm just not going to post it unless y'all wish to never have sex until married.
Well! I'm glad I was able to have Denmark help me out with this one! I hope it turned out as good... Next up? Belgium, Spain and Netherlands! Or is it Holland? I dunno.
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