Sweetmelodi: Hello everybody. I apologize for all the HAITUS on my other stories, so to show that, I decided to make this story!

Magolor: Please don't tell me this is another one of those dare things. I have suffered way to much already...

Sweetmelodi: Unfortunately, it is. If somebody hurts you or Marx, THEY WILL PAY DEARLY.

Marx: The rules are no cursing, no death unless Sweetmelodi says it can happen, no M rated stuff, no romance cuz that's gross...

Me(I got tired of typing my name a lot): When did you get here? No romance, what kind of rule is that?!

*All the characters I actually like spam in*

Kirby: Poyo~

Meta Knight: poyo?

02: PoYo?!

Marx: *eye twitches*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(at least that's what I think his death scream sounds like...)

Everybody without ear protection: *dies*

Me: *sighs and pats Marx's head* Calm down, the annoying people will be dealt with eventually... I hope. I command that we listen to Bad Apple as an outro!

*everybody randomly Harlem Shakes as Bad Apple plays in the background*

Disclamr: I don't own Kirby, Hal does. I don't own anything but my OCs which will be introduced next chapter.