Ok, I know like a thousand people have done this, but, hey, I'm bored and it's fun to write! So yeah. And I'm sorry for not updating my other fanfics, I just have really bad writers block. I'll try update soon.

Disclaimer: Uh, do I look like a dude? I promise I am NOT Rick Riordan. He owns all the characters.

Dear FanFiction,

Can you PLEASE stop pairing me up with a brick? I mean like, a BRICK. How on earth does a person fall in love with an inaminate object? Like, seriously I swear I will never understand you fangirls (and boys). If you don't stop writing 'Brason' fanfictions, I'll make Leo make a short detour at your house. Expect to see a flying ship on your roof soon.

From,

Jason, Praetor of Camp Jupiter and Son of Jupiter

More to come!

-Talia.