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A/N: Based on the comment 'But they're magical pants!'

DrUnKeN bLaDe

"What is it?"

"I'm not sure."

"It looked like some kind of drink."

"Well that's obvious, Kairi."

Three teenagers stood in a cellar, holding up brown bottles. One boy had brown, spiky hair that looked like it could poke your eye out. Another had long silver, hair that covered up his eyes. The last was a Pink-haired girl, who wore a very short skirt.

"It says 'beer'… Riku, what's beer?"

"I don't know Sora. All I know is my dad drinks it a lot. He's offered it to me before."

"Did you drink it?"

"Heck, no! I don't know what it is!"

"Maybe we should try some."

The three pulled at the corks, grunting with all their might until they finally popped the stoppers out.

"Okay… down the hatch!"

They all took a sip and tore the bottled away from their months, yelling their opinions.

"This stuff tastes gross!"

"It makes my stomach burn!"

"I think I'm gonna be sick…."

"Riku, how can your dad drink this junk?"

Riku held his stomach as he staggered to sit up.

"He always drinks a lot… maybe it tastes better in bulk?"

"…."

And they downed their bottles.

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Six or Seven bottles later

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The teens sat in corner, their arms around each other's shoulders as they swayed, hiccupping and blurting out random statements.

"WEEEEEEEE hic ARE THE KEEEEEEY BEARERERERERSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Sora sang out, swaying to the left to drag Riku and he almost on top of Kairi.

"WEEEEEEEE hic ARE THE WORLDS'S SAVIORSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Kairi sang along, leaning to the right to have she and Sora pushing Riku inches above the ground.

"AND WEEEEEEE hic ARE THE BESTEST BUDDIES EVERERERERSSSSSS!!!" Riku added, and they all took another swig from their bottles.

"Man, I'm getting low." Riku noted, swing his bottle about.

"It's because you're drinking too much hic Riku!" Sora told him, giving him a slap on the back. Riku laughed and got up, stumbling over to a rack to get a new bottle. Sora lost his balance and swayed backward, landing heavily on Kairi's shoulder. They both looked up, their faces inches apart. A smile slowly crawled across Sora's face.

"Ello Kairi. Did you know you're very pretty?"

"No, I didn't know that."

"Then perhaps I should tell you…."

Riku came back to them to find a nice little make-out session going on.

"Oi, I want me some!" he toddled over and plopped down next to the two; watching and drinking.

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Some time later….

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"hic Riukiu, wut tahme isit?"

"Ahdonno. Kairiiri, wut hic tahme isit?"

"Awiahdonno, Sowia, wut tahme isit?"

"Ahdonno… maybeh we showd head howm?"

"Maybeh we can speand the naight heah?" Kairi drunkedly looked at Riku.

He shrugged and got up, Kairi and Sora hoisting themselves up to follow. "Wadaminet." Kairi said, looking back at the empty bottles "wut we gonna go wit does?"

Sora and Riku swerved to look at the floor where they had sat, to see 20 empty bottles strew about the floor.

"We could stuff 'em in Sora's pockets. Dem tings howd hic just 'bout anythin'."

"Ah don't tink we can fit 'em all in dere."

"B-but they're magical pants!" Sora cried. Both turned to look at the brown-hair boy. He swayed and his eyes shut and he collapsed on the floor.

"…."

"…."

"Do ye tink we should get 'em urp?"

"Maybe." Riku said, looking back at their team-mate. They picked the boy up and pulled his arms around their shoulders. They dragged him out and up the stairs to Riku's bedroom, were they collapsed on the bed. Too bad for them that in the morning they found out what a hang-over was.

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Yes, I know, worst crap yal have ever read. xDD Hope it made you laugh. Next 'The Island Trio discovers Sex'. xDD Who says I should do it?