Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any characters mention I don't own crack cause I seems that I am on it every time I write a fic that involves sillness. I do own this fic and a whole lot of sugar.
Oh BTW I LOVE YOU ALL FOR READING THIS!!!!! –twitches and falls over into a sugar induced coma-
-6 hours later and is out of coma-
OK START
Naruto: -whistles the tune to Funky Town- Take me to funky town…
Big lound bang. Lee come crashing though the ceiling leaving a big hole
Naruto: WTH Lee why were you on my roof
Lee: Uhh roof inspector –holds out fake badge- ……Ok I was spying on Sakura
Naruto: Why were….oh nevermind
Then a big loud thud was hear on the roof
Lee: That was not me I am down here
Naruto: duh I know that thanks for pointing out of obvious oh greatness of taijutsu.
Voice on roof: Damn I miscalculated.
POOF!
Me: Muwhahahahahahaha –rubs head-
Naruto: Who the hell are you
Me- A fan
Lee: Who's fan
Me: Just a fan –takes out rope and lassos Lee up before he can escape and ties him up-
Naruto: Uhh..Why did you do that?
Me: Cause I can –takes out another rope and ties Naruto up too-
Naruto: WTF Women are you mad let us go
Me: No muwahahahaha –evil aura fills around her-
Naruto: NOES!!!!
Lee: -Panics so much that he passes out-
Me: Now to find more people to capture. –Disappears with Lee and Naruto laughing manically-
Muwahahahahah Who is next to face capture. See next time.