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Draco sat outside on the grass of Hogwarts Castle, enjoying a nice cup of tea with biscuit. He sighed. 'Such lovely day, don't you think so?' He looked to the right of him and faced Harry Potter.
'Oh yes, certainly. I'm glad we aren't fighting anymore.' Harry said in agreement.
'Yes, it was not very pleasant, I didn't like it either, you know. I must say I'm awfully sorry about it.' Draco said, sipping from his tea. 'It's okay, ol' chap, you just had to because of your father.' Harry smiled.
Draco nodded and took a bite of his *self-made* biscuit. 'Ah yes... He was always very mean. The utter, utter bastard.' Harry choked in his tea. 'You *cannot* say such obscenities here at Hoggy Warty Hogwarts!!!'
Draco's eyes widened. 'Oh dear!' He looked around. 'No one heard it. Gosh, forgive my foul language!' Harry smiled again. 'It's okay... *Dragon*' Draco smiled back and leaned forward. 'You know...' He removed Harry's glasses. 'Without glasses you look a whole lot prettier...' He came even closer to Harry and-
Snape suddenly appeared out of nowhere, smacked Draco on the head with a cauldron, yelled 'NO SLASH HERE AT HOGWARTS!!!' and disappeared again.
'AAARHHHH!!' Draco screamed and shot forward in his bed. He looked around, seeing his *private* room in the cold dungeons of Hogwarts. ~Jesus... Jesus Christ... what was THAT all about!?! Ha-... POTTER and... Eww... Christ... I... I think I'm gonna throw up...~
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Harry slowly walked trough the darkness, holding his wand. 'Lumos!' A light appeared at the tip of his wand and he looked around. 'Where the Hell am I...' He walked to the wall, looking at it. 'Am I in... a dungeon?'
'Yes you are...' A cold voice said behind him. Harry turned around and saw a silhouette standing in the dark, leaning against the wall. 'Who... who are you?!' The person walked slowly up to him, revealing himself.
Harry gasped. 'Malfoy?!' 'No, Santa Claus...' He said, ever so sarcastic. 'What am I doing here?!' 'Don't ask stupid questions...' Draco said, with something almost seducing in his voice. Harry looked at him. 'I have no idea what you're talking about.'
The blonde boy pushed Harry against the wall, a crude smirk on his face.
'Okay, now I *feel* what you mean.' Harry said. 'And I feel the same... I want you, Slytherin god, you know it...' Draco's eye twitched. 'Really?' 'You know I do...' Harry came closer to Draco, almost touching his lips. He closed his eyes and-
Harry's head got banged against the wall by Sirius Black, who was wearing a kilt and holding a Beaters' bat. 'NO SLASH IN THE DUNGEONS!!' And he strode away.
'ARGGHHH!!!' Harry fell out of his bed, terrified by the nightmare he just had. 'Harry!? What's wrong?!!' The voice of Ron said. 'No...Nothing... I'm okay... Just... Just a dream...' The Boy Who Still Lived said. 'If you say so...'
He could feel his fast heartbeat. ~Okay what the HELL was that all about!!?? Malfoy and ME?!!! GROSS!!! I need a glass of water...~
Haw Haw!!! Slash ahoy! When I started writing this, I had NO idea what I was going to do with it, and just wrote some stuff... But I think I got myself a new story now... Hehe...
Please tell me what you think of it, I love to hear it!
Draco sat outside on the grass of Hogwarts Castle, enjoying a nice cup of tea with biscuit. He sighed. 'Such lovely day, don't you think so?' He looked to the right of him and faced Harry Potter.
'Oh yes, certainly. I'm glad we aren't fighting anymore.' Harry said in agreement.
'Yes, it was not very pleasant, I didn't like it either, you know. I must say I'm awfully sorry about it.' Draco said, sipping from his tea. 'It's okay, ol' chap, you just had to because of your father.' Harry smiled.
Draco nodded and took a bite of his *self-made* biscuit. 'Ah yes... He was always very mean. The utter, utter bastard.' Harry choked in his tea. 'You *cannot* say such obscenities here at Hoggy Warty Hogwarts!!!'
Draco's eyes widened. 'Oh dear!' He looked around. 'No one heard it. Gosh, forgive my foul language!' Harry smiled again. 'It's okay... *Dragon*' Draco smiled back and leaned forward. 'You know...' He removed Harry's glasses. 'Without glasses you look a whole lot prettier...' He came even closer to Harry and-
Snape suddenly appeared out of nowhere, smacked Draco on the head with a cauldron, yelled 'NO SLASH HERE AT HOGWARTS!!!' and disappeared again.
'AAARHHHH!!' Draco screamed and shot forward in his bed. He looked around, seeing his *private* room in the cold dungeons of Hogwarts. ~Jesus... Jesus Christ... what was THAT all about!?! Ha-... POTTER and... Eww... Christ... I... I think I'm gonna throw up...~
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Harry slowly walked trough the darkness, holding his wand. 'Lumos!' A light appeared at the tip of his wand and he looked around. 'Where the Hell am I...' He walked to the wall, looking at it. 'Am I in... a dungeon?'
'Yes you are...' A cold voice said behind him. Harry turned around and saw a silhouette standing in the dark, leaning against the wall. 'Who... who are you?!' The person walked slowly up to him, revealing himself.
Harry gasped. 'Malfoy?!' 'No, Santa Claus...' He said, ever so sarcastic. 'What am I doing here?!' 'Don't ask stupid questions...' Draco said, with something almost seducing in his voice. Harry looked at him. 'I have no idea what you're talking about.'
The blonde boy pushed Harry against the wall, a crude smirk on his face.
'Okay, now I *feel* what you mean.' Harry said. 'And I feel the same... I want you, Slytherin god, you know it...' Draco's eye twitched. 'Really?' 'You know I do...' Harry came closer to Draco, almost touching his lips. He closed his eyes and-
Harry's head got banged against the wall by Sirius Black, who was wearing a kilt and holding a Beaters' bat. 'NO SLASH IN THE DUNGEONS!!' And he strode away.
'ARGGHHH!!!' Harry fell out of his bed, terrified by the nightmare he just had. 'Harry!? What's wrong?!!' The voice of Ron said. 'No...Nothing... I'm okay... Just... Just a dream...' The Boy Who Still Lived said. 'If you say so...'
He could feel his fast heartbeat. ~Okay what the HELL was that all about!!?? Malfoy and ME?!!! GROSS!!! I need a glass of water...~
Haw Haw!!! Slash ahoy! When I started writing this, I had NO idea what I was going to do with it, and just wrote some stuff... But I think I got myself a new story now... Hehe...
Please tell me what you think of it, I love to hear it!