A/N i had this up with my ipod challenge but no one read that and i want to see if anyone liked it! please review i want to see if i'm any good at humor i would love to do more like this! the link to the real song is posted on my profile! i don't think this will offend anyone but if it does sorry. Disclaimer: i do not own twilight or leally blonde the musical :(
Rosalie and Emmett were having a argument about whether Aro was Gay or European . Emmett thought he was gay. Rosalie thought he was European
Emmett:
There!
Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the
killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh
Please he's gay, totally gay.
Rosalie:
I'm not about to
celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight
expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
The Cullens
and Bella:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it
relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is
automatically radically fey?
Emmett:
But look at his
coiffed and crispy locks.
Look at his silk translucent
socks.
Rosalie:
the
eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
Emmet: What are we seeing
Rosalie
Is
he gay?
Emmett:
Of course he's gay.
Rosalie:
Or
European?
All:
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to
guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Jasper:
Well, hey don't
look at me.
Alice:
You see they bring their boys up
different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar
sports.
All:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or
foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say
things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both
cheeks.
Emmett:
Oh please.
All:
Gay or
European?
So many shades of gray.
Edward:
Depending on
the time of day, the French go either way.
All:
Is he gay
or European?
Esme:
There! Right There!
Look at that
condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a
metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
All:
That
is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that
a hottie in that costume
Emmett:
Is
automatically-radically
Rosalie:
Ironically
chronically
Bella:
Certainly
pertin'tly
Jasper:
Genetically
medically
All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY
GAY GAY GAY
DAMNIT!
Gay or European?
Rosalie
So
stylish and relaxed.
All:
Is he gay or European?
Edward
I
think his chest is waxed.
Alice:
But they bring their boys
up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion
curse.
All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or
just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
Bella:
Yet
his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy
toed.
All:
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of
gray.
Victoria:
But if he turns out straight I'm free at
eight on Saturday.
All:
Your Dead Is he gay or
European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
Emmett:
Wait
a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea
I'd like to try.
Rosalie:
The floor is yours.
Emmett:
So
Mr. Aro...
This alleged affair with Ms. Swan has been going on
for...?
Aro:
2 years.
Emmett:
And your first name
again is...?
Aro:
Aro.
Emmett:
And your
boyfriend's name is...?
Aro:
Marcus.
I'm sorry! I
misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend.
Marcus is my best friend.
Marcus:
You bastard!
You lying
bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I
have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've
got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what
he say.
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are
so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band
cabaret.
Aro:
I'm straight!
Marcus:
You were not
yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!
All:
And
European!
Marcus:
He's gay!
All:
And
European!
Marcus:
He's gay!
All:
And European and
Gay!
Aro:
Fine okay I'm gay!
All:
Hooray!
Aro
and Marcus:
Fine. Okay. We're gay!
Caius: Finally they admit it. We all have known about it for centuries.
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