Eridan sighed as he watched the TV play Bill Nye. He wanted nothing more then to be held lovingly in Bill's strong arms. He switched the channel and found Harry Potter. He loved Harry Potter too. If only he could somehow have both of them. . He looked at his silver locket and closed his eyes and a single violet tear dropped and hit the locket. He didn't notice the lock glowed gold. All of the sudden, Shrek appeared. "Aye can grant ye one wish, lad!" He boomed. Eridan gaped, a million thoughts racing through his head. "My one wwish is to havve both Bill Nye and Harry Potter come to life," He said firmly. Shrek wiggled his mighty ogre fingers and disappeared. All of the sudden, Bill Nye and Harry Potter appeared! "Take us," They pleaded to Eridan. But then… Voldemort appeared! He cackled. "The Potter is mine!" Harry turned to Voldemort. "We are OVER, Voldemort." He said firmly. "My love is to Eridan now." Then the Cardjitsu battle music from Club Penguin played. I challenge you to Cardjitsu for the affection of Harry, Eridan..." Snarled Voldemort. Eridan cackled. "I invvented Cardjitsu, foolish mortal!" Eridan easily dominated Voldemort. Voldemort started to walk away.. but suddenly he took Harry and cackled evilly. "If I can't have him, I will take him!" Voldemort started to walk away.. but suddenly he took Harry and cackled evilly. "If I can't have him, I will take him!" He said and disappeared, ascending on the Meowth balloon while Jessie, James, Meowth, and Voldemort cackled evilly. "Eridan! Help meeee!" Harry cried as they disappeared into the clouds, never to be seen again. Eridan was devastated. Bill Nye came over to comfort him. "It is okay, my love," He said softly. "Why don't we call the stork. It would be what Harry wanted, for us to have beautiful children." Eridan nodded and soon the stork came and dropped off their child. "Let us name him Sid the Science Kid," Eridan said. "A perfect name," Bill Nye agreed and they lived happily ever after.