A/N: Once again, the disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH partially because fate
has not permitted me to, and because I don't have a very creative
imagination to invent such wonderful characters^^
1 Ballet Bedlam
/…/ = Yami's thought
//…// = Yugi's thought
The day was fresh and anew, the warm rays of the sun fell upon the new cycle of nature, and the bears began to wake from their long, winter hibernation. But back at the Turtle Game Shop, things were not as lively.
"Aibou, I'm bored," Yami complained, staring out at the clear, blue sky. "It's spring break. Why can't we go outside?"
"Because, Yami, I have spring allergies," Yugi replied, then sneezed five times in a row.
"Bless you. But what about the others?"
"Thank you. Joey went to visit his sister, Tristan's testing for his driver's license, and Tea went to help her mom with the groceries."
"But if I don't do something soon, I'm gonna go insane!"
"And we won't want that now, would we? Hmmm…oh yeah! I've heard that there's a new dance studio downtown---they have special classes for ballet. You should try out." Yugi giggled.
"NO WAY! I'm a game king/pharaoh, not a cute, little dancer!" Yami practically screamed in his aibou's ear.
"So you'd rather stay here in the land of boredom?"
"Ummm…no."
"Then go!"
"But-"
"I challenge you."
"What?!"
"I challenge you. If you can survive dancing for a week, then I'll do all your chores for the month. If you can't, then you have to my chores AND be nice to Seto for a whole month," Yugi grinned triumphantly, knowing that Yami couldn't withstand a challenge.
"Fine." Yami growled at his smaller self.
***
Meanwhile, at the Kaiba's resident…
"Ooohhh…big brother!" Mokuba's voice rang through the house, er, mansion.
"Uh-oh," Seto muttered to himself as he scrambled to find a place to hide. "There's the sound of trouble."
"Big broottthheerrr…where are youuuu?" Mokuba continued to shout in a girly- tone. He then found Seto hiding behind the living room couch. "I FOUND YOU!" And jumped onto Seto's back.
"Huh---ooff! Get off me!"
"Not until you promise me something!"
"What is it?"
"Promise me first!"
"Not until you tell me what it is!"
"Fine. There a new dance thingie downtown and I wanna go."
"You…want to learn dancing?"
"Yep!"
"Well…"
"Pretty please with syrup on top?" Mokuba made the cutest little angel face every known in the existence of human
beings (YK: How cute!^_^)
"O-ok! Just stop with the cuteness!" Seto tried shielding his eyes from the 'evil' cutesy look.
"Yayyyy!"
***
"So this is the dance studio?" Yami wondered as he gazed up at the 2- story bungalow, might I add in a dazzling shade of pink, with dollies in tutus painted on green, heart-shaped panes attached to windows that open up like doors. A pink pillar said:
WELCOME TO THE WACKY WORLD OF DANCING! TODAY WE SPECIALIZE IN BALLET AND TWIRLS!
Yami sweat dropped as he read the inscriptions. /Now…why did I come here again?/
//Because you were bored to death. And besides, if you back out now, you'll have to do all my chorus and be nice to Seto for a month.//
/Be quit, Yugi!/
//Hehe…teasing you is so much fun.//
/…/
Yami entered the building and was greeted by…Yami Bakura?!
"Y. Bakura?! What are you doing here?"
"What do you think? I needed a part time job!"
"But you? Working in a dance studio? MWAHAHAHA!" Yami fell to the ground laughing hysterically.
Y. Bakura blushed a nice shade of red, both from anger and embarrassment. "So, why are YOU here?" he asked slyly.
"Ummm…well…that's none of your business!" Yami snapped.
"Ha! The king of games is gonna take dancing lessons?! HAHAHA!" Now it was Y. Bakura's turn to laugh hysterically.
Yami was by now blushing hard. "I NEVER SAID THAT!"
"But-I-can-see-it-in-your-face!" Y. Bakura managed to choke out between laughs.
"Never mind! Where's the registration desk?"
"T-there isn't one." Y. Bakura reduce his behavior down to a giggle. "Just go down the left hall, third room to your right."
"Thank you." Yami huffed and walked away.
Y. Bakura once again fell into a fit of laughter.
Later…
/Geez…why are these pants so tight?/ Yami thought as he changed into the navy blue ballet attire he obtained from the storage room.
//Yami, they're leotards. And they're suppose to be tight for flexibility//
/But still…/
Yami finished changing and strolled down the hallway to the dance room. It had a fairly large amount of space, with hardwood floors, mirrored-walls, and several beams for stretching. Yami took one look at himself in the mirror and gasped. /Oh dear lord, I look like a…a…/
//Girl?//
/Be quite!!!/
"Oh look, Seto!" a voice interrupted. "Yami's here, too!"
Yami spun around to see Seto and Mokuba at the front entrance, with Mokuba in a baby blue outfit with rubber duckies^-^ (credit on the duckies go to YYC).
"HAHAHAHA!" Seto broke out in an insane spasm of laughter and doubled over, holding his stomach. "Yami…are you trying to learn ballet?!"
Yami just sat there, red faced and fuming. "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try!"
"Yeah, big brother! Puh-leez?" Mokuba put on one of his adorable faces and stared at Seto with puppy-eyes.
"OK! Just being so CUTE!"
Minutes later, Seto reentered the room in black leotards and a grim face.
"MWAHAHAHA!" Yami fell backwards anime-style as a tear slid down the corner of his eye. "Who gets the last laugh now?"
"Why you---"
Before Seto managed to strangle Yami, their dance instructor appeared in a white leotard.
"OK, class," the white-haired, soft-voiced teacher began, "today we're going to start off with postures and twirls."
"Um…Yami, either I'm hallucinating, or is that Bakura?"
"I think it is Bakura, Seto."
Bakura turned at the sound of his name. "Huh? Oh, hi guys! So are you here to learn ballet?"
Both Yami and Seto sweat dropped, then face faulted.
Kero from Card Captor Sakura: Will Yami and Seto survive their first dance lesson? Will their new-found skills affect the rest of this fic? Why is Bakura their teacher?
YK: Also, I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but the rubber duckies came form YYC (Yami Yugi Chan). Read her's, FC's (Fiery Charizard (sorry if I spelled that wrong), and SM's (Scarlet Moon) hilarious fics too.
Kero: Did the Dragonball Z narrator ever come back?
YK: Um…nope! ^_^
Yami: Why do I have to wear a leotard?
YK: Be thankful that I didn't make you wear a tutu!
Yami: …
1 Ballet Bedlam
/…/ = Yami's thought
//…// = Yugi's thought
The day was fresh and anew, the warm rays of the sun fell upon the new cycle of nature, and the bears began to wake from their long, winter hibernation. But back at the Turtle Game Shop, things were not as lively.
"Aibou, I'm bored," Yami complained, staring out at the clear, blue sky. "It's spring break. Why can't we go outside?"
"Because, Yami, I have spring allergies," Yugi replied, then sneezed five times in a row.
"Bless you. But what about the others?"
"Thank you. Joey went to visit his sister, Tristan's testing for his driver's license, and Tea went to help her mom with the groceries."
"But if I don't do something soon, I'm gonna go insane!"
"And we won't want that now, would we? Hmmm…oh yeah! I've heard that there's a new dance studio downtown---they have special classes for ballet. You should try out." Yugi giggled.
"NO WAY! I'm a game king/pharaoh, not a cute, little dancer!" Yami practically screamed in his aibou's ear.
"So you'd rather stay here in the land of boredom?"
"Ummm…no."
"Then go!"
"But-"
"I challenge you."
"What?!"
"I challenge you. If you can survive dancing for a week, then I'll do all your chores for the month. If you can't, then you have to my chores AND be nice to Seto for a whole month," Yugi grinned triumphantly, knowing that Yami couldn't withstand a challenge.
"Fine." Yami growled at his smaller self.
***
Meanwhile, at the Kaiba's resident…
"Ooohhh…big brother!" Mokuba's voice rang through the house, er, mansion.
"Uh-oh," Seto muttered to himself as he scrambled to find a place to hide. "There's the sound of trouble."
"Big broottthheerrr…where are youuuu?" Mokuba continued to shout in a girly- tone. He then found Seto hiding behind the living room couch. "I FOUND YOU!" And jumped onto Seto's back.
"Huh---ooff! Get off me!"
"Not until you promise me something!"
"What is it?"
"Promise me first!"
"Not until you tell me what it is!"
"Fine. There a new dance thingie downtown and I wanna go."
"You…want to learn dancing?"
"Yep!"
"Well…"
"Pretty please with syrup on top?" Mokuba made the cutest little angel face every known in the existence of human
beings (YK: How cute!^_^)
"O-ok! Just stop with the cuteness!" Seto tried shielding his eyes from the 'evil' cutesy look.
"Yayyyy!"
***
"So this is the dance studio?" Yami wondered as he gazed up at the 2- story bungalow, might I add in a dazzling shade of pink, with dollies in tutus painted on green, heart-shaped panes attached to windows that open up like doors. A pink pillar said:
WELCOME TO THE WACKY WORLD OF DANCING! TODAY WE SPECIALIZE IN BALLET AND TWIRLS!
Yami sweat dropped as he read the inscriptions. /Now…why did I come here again?/
//Because you were bored to death. And besides, if you back out now, you'll have to do all my chorus and be nice to Seto for a month.//
/Be quit, Yugi!/
//Hehe…teasing you is so much fun.//
/…/
Yami entered the building and was greeted by…Yami Bakura?!
"Y. Bakura?! What are you doing here?"
"What do you think? I needed a part time job!"
"But you? Working in a dance studio? MWAHAHAHA!" Yami fell to the ground laughing hysterically.
Y. Bakura blushed a nice shade of red, both from anger and embarrassment. "So, why are YOU here?" he asked slyly.
"Ummm…well…that's none of your business!" Yami snapped.
"Ha! The king of games is gonna take dancing lessons?! HAHAHA!" Now it was Y. Bakura's turn to laugh hysterically.
Yami was by now blushing hard. "I NEVER SAID THAT!"
"But-I-can-see-it-in-your-face!" Y. Bakura managed to choke out between laughs.
"Never mind! Where's the registration desk?"
"T-there isn't one." Y. Bakura reduce his behavior down to a giggle. "Just go down the left hall, third room to your right."
"Thank you." Yami huffed and walked away.
Y. Bakura once again fell into a fit of laughter.
Later…
/Geez…why are these pants so tight?/ Yami thought as he changed into the navy blue ballet attire he obtained from the storage room.
//Yami, they're leotards. And they're suppose to be tight for flexibility//
/But still…/
Yami finished changing and strolled down the hallway to the dance room. It had a fairly large amount of space, with hardwood floors, mirrored-walls, and several beams for stretching. Yami took one look at himself in the mirror and gasped. /Oh dear lord, I look like a…a…/
//Girl?//
/Be quite!!!/
"Oh look, Seto!" a voice interrupted. "Yami's here, too!"
Yami spun around to see Seto and Mokuba at the front entrance, with Mokuba in a baby blue outfit with rubber duckies^-^ (credit on the duckies go to YYC).
"HAHAHAHA!" Seto broke out in an insane spasm of laughter and doubled over, holding his stomach. "Yami…are you trying to learn ballet?!"
Yami just sat there, red faced and fuming. "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try!"
"Yeah, big brother! Puh-leez?" Mokuba put on one of his adorable faces and stared at Seto with puppy-eyes.
"OK! Just being so CUTE!"
Minutes later, Seto reentered the room in black leotards and a grim face.
"MWAHAHAHA!" Yami fell backwards anime-style as a tear slid down the corner of his eye. "Who gets the last laugh now?"
"Why you---"
Before Seto managed to strangle Yami, their dance instructor appeared in a white leotard.
"OK, class," the white-haired, soft-voiced teacher began, "today we're going to start off with postures and twirls."
"Um…Yami, either I'm hallucinating, or is that Bakura?"
"I think it is Bakura, Seto."
Bakura turned at the sound of his name. "Huh? Oh, hi guys! So are you here to learn ballet?"
Both Yami and Seto sweat dropped, then face faulted.
Kero from Card Captor Sakura: Will Yami and Seto survive their first dance lesson? Will their new-found skills affect the rest of this fic? Why is Bakura their teacher?
YK: Also, I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but the rubber duckies came form YYC (Yami Yugi Chan). Read her's, FC's (Fiery Charizard (sorry if I spelled that wrong), and SM's (Scarlet Moon) hilarious fics too.
Kero: Did the Dragonball Z narrator ever come back?
YK: Um…nope! ^_^
Yami: Why do I have to wear a leotard?
YK: Be thankful that I didn't make you wear a tutu!
Yami: …