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Pint of Beer In Paradise

Tried to amend my alcoholic habits

Made it nearly seventy days

Losin' my mind without speed, eatin' lots of my mushrooms

Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays

But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams

Some kind of sensuous alcoholic drink

Not a simple half, wine or a crystal clear water so sweet

But a big foaming mug and a huge hunk of meat

Pint of beer in paradise (paradise)

Heaven on earth within a dirty mug (paradise)

Not too particular not too precise (paradise)

I't just a pint of beer in paradise

Heard about the old time sailor men

They drink the same thing again and again

Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead

Well it reminds me of the menu at a Prancing Pony Inn

Times have changed for sailors these days

When I'm in port I get what I need

Not just regular beer or wine

But that honking huge mug that tastes so fine

Pint of beer in paradise (paradise)

Cold and foaming really tastes nice (paradise)

Heaven on earth within a dirty mug (paradise)

Its just a pint of beer in paradise (paradise)

I like mine with some mushrooms and carrots

Ice and spiced potatoes

Big kosher pickle and my cold pint of beer

Well good God Almighty which way do I steer for my Pint of beer in Paradise