Let's all go Bowling!
(Warning: This is yet another stupid story...be afraid, be "very" afraid...)
Once upon a time there were five very bored people. They were Lina, no da; Gourry, no da; Amelia, no da; Zelgadis, no da; And Xellos, no da. (Dammit Chichiri! Stay outta my head!) They were all...very...bored. "I have an idea!" Shouted Zelgadis suddenly, "Let's all go bowling!" Then they put together all their money and got a Taxi to take them to the Bowling Alley. When they got there it was really stinky and there were all these old farts everywhere! "Ewww!" Said Amelia, "It's really stinky!" Then Lina commented, "And look at all these old farts, they're everywhere!" They all walked up to that one counter where you get those funky shoes and paid. Said Gourry to the others, "These shoes are funky!" So, they put the funky shoes on and got some bowling balls. They walked over to their little runway/alley thing and started to bowl. When it got around to Xellos' turn, an old fart came up to him and told him save her baby that was stuck in one of those ball return machines. Xellos went over to the old fart's machine and saw a 62- year-old man-baby stuck in it. Meanwhile the old fart kept on screaming in his ear to save her baby. "This looks like a job for Super Mazoku!" Exclaimed Xellos, who was now wearing a super man costume. Of course, by that time, the 62-year-old man-baby was already free. Lina laughed at him, "Ha ha!" As it turns out, nobody ever won the bowling game because just at that moment a giant blue 2 ton pancake fell onto the building and crushed everybody inside.
THE END!!!
(Warning: This is yet another stupid story...be afraid, be "very" afraid...)
Once upon a time there were five very bored people. They were Lina, no da; Gourry, no da; Amelia, no da; Zelgadis, no da; And Xellos, no da. (Dammit Chichiri! Stay outta my head!) They were all...very...bored. "I have an idea!" Shouted Zelgadis suddenly, "Let's all go bowling!" Then they put together all their money and got a Taxi to take them to the Bowling Alley. When they got there it was really stinky and there were all these old farts everywhere! "Ewww!" Said Amelia, "It's really stinky!" Then Lina commented, "And look at all these old farts, they're everywhere!" They all walked up to that one counter where you get those funky shoes and paid. Said Gourry to the others, "These shoes are funky!" So, they put the funky shoes on and got some bowling balls. They walked over to their little runway/alley thing and started to bowl. When it got around to Xellos' turn, an old fart came up to him and told him save her baby that was stuck in one of those ball return machines. Xellos went over to the old fart's machine and saw a 62- year-old man-baby stuck in it. Meanwhile the old fart kept on screaming in his ear to save her baby. "This looks like a job for Super Mazoku!" Exclaimed Xellos, who was now wearing a super man costume. Of course, by that time, the 62-year-old man-baby was already free. Lina laughed at him, "Ha ha!" As it turns out, nobody ever won the bowling game because just at that moment a giant blue 2 ton pancake fell onto the building and crushed everybody inside.
THE END!!!