"Poor Frodo"
Disclaimer: Characters and places belong to Tolkien. (Though I wish I owned Frodo)I don't own Secret Window either, that would be Stephen King's. The actual story was written by my younger sister.
A/N: This is not your average fic. Firstly, it was written by my sister, who is in 4th grade. Not that she likes Lord of the Rings, she wrote this to annoy me, but she does like Secret Window. Really, it made me laugh and I helped with some of the facts and charaters (she had OCs). Also, just so you don't think she can't write, because she can, she purposefully made "pre-school sentences". She's really a great kid.
Enjoy the craziness!
Poor Frodo Baggins was in excruciating pain. Not just in his wounds. The pain was everywhere. All went black. Sam got really worried about poor, traumatized Frodo and nursed him back to health.
Frodo went for a walk, and tripped. In front of him was an ugly goblin who wore an ugly helmet. The goblin said Frodo stole his cousin's goblin armor off his dead body. Frodo said he didn't and could prove it. He had stolen the armor from an orc. The goblin said Frodo had to prove it, and until he did he would continue to scare poor Frodo.
Frodo walked home. Sam said he thought he sensed something was wrong. Frodo said nothing was wrong Sam said ok. Poor Frodo had a really nice rabbit he had as a pet. He went outside and saw the rabbit with an orc arrow in its head. Poor Mr. Frodo yelled a lot.
He saw a sign on his gate. It said: Don't tell anybody, so Frodo told someone. Poor Frodo went jogging for exercise. He ran into the goblin. The goblin said poor Frodo needed to show him the armor in a week. Frodo said ok. The goblin waved to Lobelia as she walked by.
Frodo knew the armor was at Sam's so he asked Sam to drop it off when he got back from Rohan where he was staying for a couple days. Frodo called up Fatty. Fatty said he would check Bag End for signs of the Goblin. He did and saw no signs, but said that he would keep looking into it.
Frodo thought he saw something. Frodo ran and broke the window with Sting. The goblin was nowhere to be found. Frodo walked outside. The goblin was there and bruised him. Frodo sent a letter to Fatty. Fatty asked if anyone else had seen the goblin. Frodo said Lobelia had and they could meet her at The Green Dragon the next morning.
Poor, tired Frodo accidentally slept in. He went to the Green Dragon. Pippin was there. He asked Pippin if he had seen Fatty and Lobelia. Pippin hadn't. Poor Frodo went and found Fatty and Lobelia with arrows in them and they were dead. Frodo passed out. When he woke up the goblin was there. He said he needed the armor as proof. Poor Frodo said he was just going to get it. The goblin had left its helmet at Frodo's house and said he wanted it back.
Frodo buried Fatty and Lobelia and walked to Sam's where he found the package. He brought it home, but realized the package had been opened. The armor was missing! Poor Frodo tried on the goblin helmet because he wanted to. He started talking to himself. He then saw the goblin that said that he was Frodo's imagination, because Frodo had gone nutty 6 years after The War of the Ring's trauma.
Sam went to check on Frodo. Frodo threatened Sam! Sam saved Frodo and Frodo was fine again. Frodo woke up and found that it had been an angsty bad dream! Everyone was alive and well! Frodo felt good knowing he was sane.
The End
A/N: Please review, for my sis's sake! Flames welcomed, lol, I won't tell. ;)