Welcome to the story that sounds like it gives you directions to your true love's location, which I would love for somebody to invent BTW.
Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or HOO, but if any of my favorite couples break up I'm starting an angry mob.
"You took longer than I thought," he said when his girlfriend finally made it to the dock.
Annabeth laughed, "Piper pulled me aside to tell me all about the giant fight that's going on in the Aphrodite cabin." She slid off her flip-flops and plopped down next to Percy.
"Did someone break a nail?" She chuckled. "Careful Wise Girl," he warned, "the water's a little cold today."
Annabeth stuck her toes in gingerly. "No, not yet, they are fighting about couples."
Percy said, "I was wondering why I heard a lot of made up names when I walked by it earlier."
"She was giving me a run-down of the current winners. And I've got to say some of them are really odd."
"I'm all about odd."
"That you are, Seaweed Brain, that you are." She shoved him slightly. "A good bit of them aren't even dating."
"Well not yet anyway." The pair turned to see who was behind them. "Sorry to interrupt your little date, but I had to escape when they started fighting over whether Liper would be a good couple."
Athena laughed. "Well, you're welcome here Piper."
"Thanks," she sat down and crossed her legs, "but honestly a good bit of them seem possible to me."
Percy sighed slightly. "I'm going to regret this; what couples do you two think are going to happen?"
Piper fished for something in her pockets, "Here, they made me write down a list, so we could check them off when accomplished."
It read:
Our Favorite Couples of Olympus and CHB
X Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth
X Tratie- Travis and Katie
_ Thalico- Thalia and Nico
"Wait a minute, Thalia can't date! How could they become a couple?"
Piper shrugged, "Some of them get kind of weird, but I think they'd be cute together."
_ Thuke- Thalia and Luke
"He's dead!"
_ Hermatis- Hermes and Artemis
Percy sighed. "These just keep getting weirder."
"Wait for the next one Seaweed Brain; they left the best for last."
"Nah, Percabeth is better."
Annabeth nodded in agreement, "True, Piper, but this one comes in a close second."
_ Pothena- Poseidon and Athena
"Pothena? What the Hades…"
Piper and Annabeth laughed.
"But that's just creepy! If they got together we'd be step-siblings!"
"Right, we'd go from one dateable relation to another."
Piper said, "I don't think it's that weird. They would be adorable like you two."
"We need to get you out of that cabin," Annabeth said, "you're turning soft on us."
Percy continued to stare at the paper. "It's just wrong! Do you really think they will become a couple?"
His girlfriend smiled, then she said, "I don't think Pothena will be a couple; I know it."
"IDIOT!"
The rest of the Olympians, who were observing the teens through a portal, looked at Athena quizzically. Poseidon was the first to speak, "Did you just call your daughter an idiot?"
"Yes, who else would believe that we," she made a gesture between to two in question, "would make a good couple?"
Aphrodite shrieked, "Oh my gods! How did I not think of it sooner? It's perfect! You two fight constantly, because you're in love!"
"Case in point," Athena sighed before leaning back in her throne.
Aphrodite wasn't paying attention, "Hermes you need to get me a copy of that list. The couples on it shall be in love by sundown!"
"NO!" shouted Artemis, Hermes, Athena, and Poseidon.
"But, don't you guys want love?"
Artemis shook her head no, Hermes nodded but slowly changed his mind after seeing Artemis respond, Athena just shrugged, and Poseidon sat there picking at his fingernails. The silence was deafening, and it told the goddess of love all she needed to know.
Apollo started to sing, "Hermes and Artemis sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then they elope, then she turns him into a jackalope!"
"Shut up, brother."
"Make me, little sis'."
She frowned, "For the last time I'm older!"
Zeus sighed and turned to his wife. "Can I hit them with my master bolt now?"
Hera patted his hand.
"Whatever, I'm still going to fix you all up!"
"Please don't, I can't stand Kelp Breath! I mean who could?"
"The feeling's mutual Bird Brain!"
"See even he can't stand himself!" Athena said, ignoring the glare he gave her.
"Oh my gods, this is so cute! You two already have nicknames for each other! Just like Percabeth!" Aphrodite ran off to her room.
Athena sighed, "I guess I should go after her. Hopefully, she responds to reason."
After Athena left the room, Apollo turned to his uncle. "So…what song do you want me to sing at your wedding?"
Poseidon grasped his trident tightly.
"Chill out dude," he chuckled. "So Sis', how about you?"
He was then chased out of the room by the pair of immortals.
Zeus sighed again. "Well, I guess this meeting's adjourned?" Various gods trickled out of the room, leaving only Hades, Zeus, and Hera.
"I can't believe I missed thousands of years of meetings. It's like a slapstick comedy up here!" Hades chuckled. "I guess I have to go home now, but seriously we need to have more meetings. The only thing I get to listen to in the Underworld are the wails and moans of dead people."
Considering everyone was still in one piece Zeus considered it a successful meeting. He was still on his throne next to Hera when a blond, soaking wet jackalope came running through the throne room. "Still totally worth it!"
"I can't zap them just a little?"
A/N: I'm going to try to get both the camp and Olympus couples together. I know I've left several couples off here, but I went with the one's I knew I could manage. I have Tratie checked off as I consider it to be cannon and already in place, but I may feature them later.
Also only one of the Thalia couples will come true, but which one? Also anyone else looking forward to a Nico vs. Luke fight to the…life?...death?...something?