Dear… well, you know who you are….:
I came up with this story in science…. My friend Angel supplied the inspiration…. Plus I read a story that was relatively similar awhile back…. This has nothing to do with that tho…. Wow, I really like to use dots, don't I?
Sweet Tooth(A Simple Misunderstanding Story)
Nicholas D. Wolfwood was going into the back hallway of the house he was currently staying in with his long time companion Vash the stampede to check on his punisher when he heard something disturbing. He later blamed the whole situation on the towns people because guns, especially giant guns shaped like crosses, were not allowed in this town. Unfortunately, were ever Vash went, trouble was soon to follow. So Wolfwood had stashed his giant crossed shaped gun in this stupid back hallway, where he could walk past the door of the second oldest daughter of the family that owned this house (her name was Chase by the way) where he could hear something disturbing…..
It started with Vash saying something very loudly.
"What the hell! It's all white!"
"What, is that bad?"
"No, I guess not, but I didn't expect it to be like that…"
"It's just special this time, that's all…."
"It's…small… Can't you make it like…Bigger or something?"
"Oh come on, size doesn't matter!"
"But I like it better when it's big!"
"It'll be good like this, I promise!"
"Oh all right…… Hey what's this clear stuff?"
"Who cares? Just take it off!"
"I—I can't-"
"Oh, for Christ's sake just give it to me!"
"Ow! Don't be so rough!"
"There got it… Vash!"
"What?"
"Don't put it in your mouth like that! You'll choke! Besides, I wanted to lick it first!"
That was when Wolfwood had had enough. He flung the door open with the express intention of stooping what ever unholy thing was going on in the room, and saw…. Vash and Chase sitting on the floor with an unwrapped white candy cane between them. Vash looked at the shocked priest, and said, "Oh, hi there Wolfwood! Wanna lick?"