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Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon; I do not own Dr. Seuss. I know that's hard to believe, but Eh. You'll get over it. I do, however, own this charmingly awful little piece of pure idiocy. I also have way too much time on my hands. You have been warned. ^_^
Taiora The Seussical

Summary: *TAIORA* On top of that, dumb Taiora. It was fun to write though! I attempted to write it in Dr. Suess style. *laughs* Yeah, that was successful.

Said Tai to Sora
"I love you."
To which Sora returned
"I love you too."
With a spectacular kiss
And a lovely embrace,
They at once decided to tie the lace
(In a knot, you see-
Which most obviously means
They would be married
Immediately.)
(And whether that rhymes well or not,
Tai and Sora will still tie the knot.
With a lace, you know-
But that's been said.
So, without further ado,
I move on ahead.)
Without a falter,
They ended up at the altar,
And the priest began
His ceremony.
When he came to the part about who objects,
An arrogant pig chose to elect
That very same moment,
Yes, that same one,
To prove once again the depth of his dumb
(ness.)
At the very next moment
He stomped in,
Shouting "I object!"-
A quite awful din.
Then things began to clear
As we realized it was Matt
And the disgruntled guests
Did not like that.
No, not a bit.
Not the littlest bit.
Not the littlest hint of a trace of a bit.
Not a shred, not a piece, not a tiny atom.
Not a minuscule bit, so we got up and went at 'em.
We stocked up on cookies and Prozac and stuff
And blowtorches and weapons of destruction-enough
To arm all the guests;
We were armed to the teeth
Even the flower girl had a M16.
The ring-bearer had scissors to snip that horrendous blond hair
When part of the reception had a quite good idea;
"Why not storm Fox Kids! Why not tear 'em down!
We'll dispose of Matt, then burn the place down!"
His proposal was met by cheers from all places
And giant smiles lit up all the guest's faces
As we chased Matt away,
On that wedding day,
We all decided
To shout Hip hip HOORAY!
So we did as we ran,
And we had so much fun,
'Specially the flower girl
With that long distance gun.
I believe I must stop now before this becomes far too gory,
And so that concludes my truelove story.
(Which is a Taiora,
But that's been declared
And Matt does too have horrendous hair
No matter how much gel he applies
To give it retaining luster and shine
It still looks more like something died on his head
But I digress.
And we have reached THE END)
(Author's Note: HEH HEH.)