This takes place during Comeback when Quinn is jealous of Samtana. I don't own Glee. Thanks to ImaginetheWorldWicked (MEH not ALJ) for beta-ing this.
Quinn POV
I saw Santana sitting of Sam's lap, and I felt myself die a little inside. Why the hell did I cheat on the greatest thing that ever happened to me? Then Sam walked up to the front of the classroom after depositing Santana onto the chair next to him.
"I would like to sing a song. You guys all know who this one is for." I hope he's singing about how much he misses me, but I doubt it. He picked up his guitar.
"We started off incredible
Connection undeniable
I swear I thought you were the one forever"
I smiled. Maybe he did love me like I loved him.
"But your love was like a loaded gun
You shot me down like everyone"
I started to frown as the lyrics sunk in. Is he singing a song about how much I suck?
"'Cause everyone's replaceable
When you're just so incapable
Of getting past skin deep
Guess what, another game over
I got burned, but you're the real loser
I don't know why I've wasted my time with you
You're bad news, a history repeater
You can't trust a serial cheater
You're good at hooking up but you suck at love"
I felt a lump in my throat— the one I feel before I cry. The worst part is, he's so sexy when he sings. So...damn...sexy.
"You played me like an amateur
Then stabbed me like a murderer
I'm left for dead, another one of your victims
It's not like you're unpredictable
But your act is so believable
I know it's nothing personal, it's just business as usual
You're good at what you do
Guess what, another game over
I got burned, but you're the real loser
I don't know why I've wasted my time with you
You're bad news, a history repeater
You can't trust a serial cheater
You're good at hooking up but you suck at love
Now I kinda feel bad for you
You're never gonna know
what it's like to have someone to turn to
Another day, another bed
It's just a game inside your head
Guess what, another game over
I got burned, but you're the real loser
I don't know why I've wasted my time with you
You're bad news, a history repeater
You can't trust a serial cheater
You're good at hooking up but you suck at love
Guess what, another game over
I got burned, but you're the real loser
I don't know why I've wasted my time with you
You're bad news, a history repeater
You can't trust a serial cheater
You're good at hooking up but you suck at love
You've messed this whole thing up
Well you were such an awesome fuck
But you suck at love, you suck at love"
Sam glared at me as he finished the song. I couldn't let him see me cry, so I ran to the bathroom. My eyes were blurred from the beginning of my tears, so I couldn't see very well. I ran into a wall and the next thing I saw was black. I opened my eyes and sat up. I was sitting on my couch and wearing my white shoes, the ones I wore when I was a Cheerio. I looked at my outfit and saw that I was wearing my old Cheerios uniform. I looked around and saw Sam asleep on my other couch. Was the universe giving me another chance with Sam? Or was this just a dream? I pinched myself and everything stayed the same. I was still with Sam and I never cheated on him with Finn. I said a silent "Thank you, God". I was determined to make the best of my chance, got on top of Sam, and started showering his face with kisses, to which he woke up.
"Not that I don't like it, but why are you kissing me?"
"I had this nightmare that we broke up and I want you to know how much I appreciate you," I said in between kisses. "I've never said this to a boy before, but I love you." His mouth got even bigger as he smiled.
"I love you too," he said, feverishly returning my kisses.
"And I wanna show you how much I love you." I said, grinning at him. I was never gonna let him go again.
"And by that you mean..." he trailed off, almost confused.
"You're such an innocent virgin... for now." His eyes widened in excitement.
"That must've been some nightmare."
The end! The song is called You Suck at Love by Simple Plan