A Sassy Little Thing
…Luke...
"Uh, no. Just no. Can you even THINK what would happen if I was seen there with YOU?" Sam crossed his arms in defiance.
"God, dude. Okay..." All Luke had asked him is if he wanted to go to Chick Fil A. Sassy little thing.
…Ava...
"WHAT THE [bleep]?! [bleep] NO! I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!" Sam screamed at her before running to the guest room, while still screaming.
Ava was regretting asking him if he wanted to watch a movie with her. Sassy little thing.
…Danny...
"Danny. Turn the frickin' incense off. It's giving me the headache of my frickin' life."
Danny did not hear Sam, as he was deep in a meditative state.
Sam huffed. "Fine, I'll do it myself!" He grabbed the incense and chucked it out the nearest window.
Now, Danny wasn't the kind to get mad, but this ticked him off.
"Dude, what was that? Instead of holding onto your anger, just let it go. You'll soon forget you were ever angry." Danny was still in his meditative posture.
"Well, I swear to God that stuff would've killed me if I didn't kill IT first!"
Sassy little thing.
...Peter...
"God, Webs, it's not that hard. You're making such a big deal out of this. Carry the one, and that, subtract this!"
Peter was highly doubtful of Sam, since Sam was after all a straight C student, but he followed Sam's instructions anyway out of curiosity.
Surely (and weirdly) enough, Sam was right.
"H-how..? Why...?" Peter spluttered, dumbfounded that SAM was able to figure out the math problem he'd spent about a half an hour on. Sam figured it out in TWO MINUTES!
Sam shrugged. "Some of us pay attention in math without looking like a nerd." He then sashayed away.
Sassy little thing.
This was hilarious to write. The inspiration for this was found in one fanfic where the author called Sam "a sassy little thing". So...this. If you or your OC wants to interact with Sam during one of his "sassy" moments, leave a review saying what you or your OC would be doing with Sam! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!