Camping

"You mean that we would have to sleep outside?" Midna ask as Link was setting up the camp. "Yeah, why what's wrong?" he ask, confused by Midna's reaction. "Its degrading!" she pointed out. "Why do you say that? I do it all the time." Link told her.

"Think about it, we're sleeping outside. There's dirt around us and... there's dirt!" she explained. "You complain a lot, don't you?" Link ask... than quickly regretting asking as he received an energy ball to the head. "Fine! I'm not going to like it... but I guess I can endure sleeping outside for one night..."

Good Night

"Good night Midna," Link said softly as he laid down on his bed. "Good night? What does that mean?" Midna ask, confused by what he had said to her. "You don't know what 'good night' means?" Link ask, now sitting up.

"That's a light dweller's saying, so of course I won't know what it means." Midna told him. "What does that mean?" she ask. "Um... well..." Link said, not really know how to explain the meaning of the saying. "Even you don't know what it means and you were the one who said it." she pointed out.

"I don't really know how to explain it," he said slowly as he was still thinking about it. "I guess it means to hope that the person that they're saying it too would have a nice sleep." he said slowly, wondering if she understood what he was saying. "You light dwellers are weird." she told him after a while.

"Oh..." he said than laying back down.

"Link,"

"Yes?"

"Good night."

Snoring

Midna was awake... again for the second night in the row. She look over at her partner dead asleep... making that strange noise that he made when he was asleep. "How does that light dweller make so much noise when he's asleep?" she wondered to herself as she walk closer to him.

"Link," she said, nudging him softly but he was still asleep. "Liiink," she repeated, but a little louder. After a while of trying to wake him, she gave up, "Stupid light dweller..." she sighed than getting an idea.

Placing a hand over his mouth, she realized that the noise was still there, "Maybe if I closed his nose too," Midna thought as she reached over with her other hand and pinched his nose. The noise finally stopped! "Finally!" she said out loud than noticing Link jerking around for a moment than quickly sitting up and gasping for air.

"Why did you do that for?" he ask quickly when he caught his breath. "You were making that strange sound again." she told him. "What noise?" he ask. "That... noise that you make when you're asleep." Midna explained. "Oh, that's called 'snoring'." he replied. "Another light dweller's custom." she muttered. "What do you want me to do?" he ask her. "Stop making that 'snoring' noise. That's annoying." she ordered. "I can't help it, Midna. If I snore than I snore." he pointed out. "Than wait until I'm asleep first." she said.

After a while of silence, Midna was asleep, Link knew it was safe to sleep without the risk of being rudely. Laying down in his bed, he closed his eyes and was ready to fall back asleep until he heard a strange loud annoying sound that made Link to bolt up in his bed. He tried to find where it was coming from... until he look over at Midna who was fast asleep... making that strange noise.

The Sun

"What is that thing?" Midna cried out all of a sudden, making Link to rush to her side with his sword and shield ready to fight off whatever it was. "Where is it?" Link ask quickly as he was trying to find whatever it was that he was suppose to find. "That right there!" she told him, pointing into the sky. "Where?" he ask, confused of where he was suppose to look. "Are you blind? It's huge!" Midna cried out as she was covering her eyes. "Where?" he ask again. "That huge ball thing in the sky!" Midna told him, pointing to the thing in the sky. Link followed where she was pointing and realized what she was pointing too.

"That's... the sun."

Shopping

"You would have to pay to get stuff?" Midna questioned when she and Link walk out of the store. "Yeah, how else would I get stuff?" Link said slowly. "I don't know... it just seems weird." she answered. "Why is that?" he ask. "It's just... you're trading stuff." Midna explained after thinking about it. "Trading?" he ask. She nodded.

"How do you get things in the Twilight Ream?" Link ask slowly. "Simple. I take it." she answered. "Isn't that stealing?" he ask. "Not for me." she told him. "Why?" he question. "Because I'm the Prin... I'm the most loveable person there." she said quickly, almost giving away her secret. "You're the what?" Link ask, wondering what she was going to say. Midna blushed with embarrassment when she was thinking of getting out of the situation,

"Um... Never mind!" she exclaimed finally.

Watching a Play

"What's a play?" Midna ask when she saw Link holding two tickets. "Oh yeah, you don't know." he said slowly. "A play is like..." he started than trailing off trying to think of a best way to explain it. "Seeing people acting on stage where other people watch." he said finally. "Sounds boring." Midna said soon after. "If I wanted to see someone act, than I would just hide that hat of yours." she added nonchalantly. "Wait a minute! You're the one that hides my hat?" Link ask, surprised.

"Yeah," Midna nodded. "It's funny to see you running throughout that house of yours trying to find it." she added. "No wonder I keep losing it." Link said quickly. "Yeah, I nearly busted a gut from laughing so hard." she told him. "Now I know that you hide my stuff, I can hide something of yours!" he said quickly than running toward his house.

"You better not hide my diary!" she yelled out as she was cashing him.

Fears

Link sighed heavily when he saw the storm that seem like that it would never end, "Why is it 'raining' outside?" Midna ask when she came up behind him. "I don't know Midna..." he said sadly. Midna was about to ask about the rain until the sky crackled and quickly boomed... making Link to jump. "You're afraid... of lightning?" she ask, trying so hard from laughing. "Don't laugh... some people are afraid of lightning!" he told her... until another lightning filled the sky... making Link to jump back from the window. Midna couldn't help it anymore! She laughed, "You light dwellers are so entertaining!" she cried out. "Stop laughing at me!" Link demanded, hurt that she was laughing so hard at his fear.

"Ok, I'll try," she said when she calmed down. "After laughing twenty minutes straight." Link reminded her. "I bet you're afraid of something!" he told her. "Please as if I would have something to be afraid of." she said. "Everyone has fears, Midna." Link said.

"Like I would... what the heck is that?" Midna screamed as she latched onto Link's face. "Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!" she cried out in horror. "What is it?" Link ask quickly when he pulled Midna off his face. "Right there!" she screamed loudly, pointing to it.

Link followed where she was pointing at, and saw... a spider.

A small, small spider.