BOREDOM LIBARY. WHAT TO DO WHEN BORED.
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...Checking out a book at LIBARY BOREDOM BY ANOM.
Open page; contents: Pg 1. - How to beat boredom.
Flicking through booooook....
....ahh; index - Pg 1. How to beat boredom - a list of things to do to beat boredom.
Flicking baaaaaack through the book....
....Pg 1. How to beat boredom.
BOLD LETTERS:
GO ON WIKIHOW. TYPE IN 'HOW TO BEAT BOREDOM'.
In italics:
Or for an alternative:
READ THE TWILIGHT BOOKS.
hmm....
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Flicking through Twilight... my favourite:
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
Read Twilight.... now New Moon...
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER
JANUARY
WAKING UP.
I love twilight. I really do. But what's with that? Yerssshhh I get that it's a passing of time, and it's dramatic and everything, but GOD! Bella's already gone through enough without her life being shortened. Imagine every 1st of every month – a happy time where you have an excuse to hit people
'pinch punch, first of the month, slip slap, can't do it back!'
Then, the day after it's the next month. Poor Bella.
Edward ran out on her. That was rather mean, me thinks. And why did he do that? To protect her.
No. Not poor Bella. Bella should be happy Edward left her. Now she can get on with her life. And Edward can be single.
If guys are single, you can stare at them and dream about them till the world stops. But when they're involved, it's a smidge harder to do that; seeing as the only guys you stare at are the hot ones like Edward, and their girlfriends would have stared at them and dreamt about them.
They know all the tricks.
No fair.
I'm worthless. I could never get a guy like Edward. Edward is special. He's kind. He's gorgeous. He's sensible. He's smart. He's been dazzling since 1918.
See, they'll never be another Edward. And we all know that.
So what about Jacob? He's the werewolf. Or maybe he's not. Maybe it's all an illusion!
Y'know; I took an illusion test once on bebo. And another one on facebook.
Dad helped me. Dad helps me with most things.
Would Edward beat my Dad in an illusions test? I don't think so. My dad's smart. On the other hand, Edward has had much more time to learn than my Dad. Maybe it would be a draw. But wait.
Edward reads minds.
'I can read every mind in this room. Apart from yours. There's money. Sex. Money. Uhh... Cat.'
Edward could read my Dad's mind.
I don't want Edward to do that. My Dad could probably read Edwards mind. My dad's smart like that. But my dad doesn't know about Edward. He doesn't know Edward is a vampire. That might scare by dad.
In that case, maybe Edward should go back to Bella.
Edward would become distressed if he lost against my Dad at an illusions test. Edward is scary when he gets angry. Then he'd be no good for me. I like my men sweet. But Edward's not a man.
Maybe I should rephrase that.
I like my vampires sweet.
Bella likes angry. Bella gets turned on by anger. That's what I think. Edward gets angry way too often for Bella to love him just for his gorgeous looks and charm.
I like Twilight. I like Edward. Edward is hot. But I don't get turned on by his rage. That's especially un-attractive. I'm hotter than Edward. I don't get angry. But after all, I'm no vampire.
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