Don't own it! (Don't feel bad neither do you!) My sister used to own a pet rock though…if that helps! ^_~

Pet Rock

Duo brought the rock inside. "This is your new home!" Duo told the rock as he opened the door to the apartment. Inside Wufei was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper. "This is your uncle Wufei. But you can call him uncle Wu-fee!" Duo added quietly to the rock.

"What is that?" Wufei asked looking up from the paper.

"My new pet rock!" Duo said. "Do you like him? He likes you." Duo said.

Wufei made a face and went back to reading.

"Look what you did! You hurt his feelings!" Duo said hugging the rock.

"Do I care?" Wufei said.

Duo *attempted* to give him the "Heero Yuy Glare of Death" and proceeded to show his new pet his water fountain. "This is my water fountain!" Duo told the rock. "Quatre tried to get me to have it removed but I won't do it!" Duo explained.

"Did you say something?" Quatre asked Duo from the kitchen. (He was mopping again)

"Oh just my pet rock!" Duo said. "Say hello to your uncle Quatre!" Duo told the rock.

Quatre looked confused but waved at the rock anyway.

"Now I'll show you my room!" Duo said as he was looking at the rock. Because he was looking at the rock Duo did not see Trowa who was coming down the hallway also. "OWWWWW!!!" Duo yelled as he bumped into Trowa. "YOUR BANGS JUST POKED ME IN THE EYE!!!" He yelled. "What do you have to say for yourself?"

"………" Was all Trowa had to said.

Duo brushed himself off and went to his room. "This is my room. And oh yeah that was uncle Trowa we bumped into in the hall." Duo said. "Now I bet you want to meet uncle Heero…if he doesn't try to kill you." Duo added. Duo walked into Heero's room and Heero immediately said, "Omea o Korosu!" "Don't you want to meet your new nephew?" Duo asked.

Heero looked up from his laptop his eyes as big as plates! "YOU GOT SOMEONE PREGNANT???" Heero yelled.

"NO!!! no nothing like that!" Duo said trying to calm Heero down. "This my pet rock! Pet rock this is uncle Heero." Duo introduced the two.

Heero looked at the rock and then looked at Duo. "Duo that's not a rock!" Heero said keeping his distance from Duo and the so-called "rock".

"It's not?" Duo asked.

"No! Its dried dog poop!" Heero said holding his nose.

Wufei looked up from his paper long enough to see what looked like Duo and maybe a pet rock run by and out the door! "Wonder what happened to them?" Wufei thought. A minute later Duo returned with a large smile on his face.

"Wufei I want you to meet your new nephew." Duo said.

Wufei looked at what duo was holding and almost threw up when he saw what Duo had in his hand.

"This is my new pet half of a worm!" Duo said proudly showing it to Wufei.

Wufei rolled his eyes and ran to the bathroom while Duo just stared after him and wondered what was so gross.

I got this idea from my sister because when she was little she brought home a pet half of a worm and asked my mom if she could keep it. She also had numerous pet rocks. Therefore I am dedicating this story to my sister. The one who thinks Gundam Wing is weird. GUNDAM WING FOREVER!!!…Bishonen Chaser! (oh and don't forget to review and I'd like to hear what weird pets some of you have had you can email me at lost@mindless.com)