Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious nor do I own the song ONES ON THE WAY
They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France
"Oh Jade look at this"
"What Cat?"
"Elizabeth Taylor flew to France to get her hair done," Cat said
"Right"
And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance
"Hey did you hear that Jackie was seen doing a brand new dance"
"Is that right?" Cat asked Tori
"Yeah and there calling it the Jackie.
Jade had enough.
"And the White House social season should be glittering and gay," she said mockingly, "But here in Topeka the rain is falling. My faucet is broken and Willow and Jimmy are bawling. Willow is running and Jimmy is a crawling oh and one's on the way"
"You're pregnant again," Tori asked with a sigh. She knew that Jade and Beck weren't doing so well financially.
"Yes so I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact and Debbie's out in Vegas working up a brand new act while the TV's showing Newlyweds a real fun game to play but here in Topeka the screen door's banging and the coffee's boiling over and the wash needs hanging. Willow wants a cookie and Jimmy needs changing and one's on the way"
"I'll get the coffee," Cat said.
"I'll change Jimmy," Tori said
"Thanks," Jade replied, "You guys are good friends"
Now what was I doing, she thought to herself
"Jimmy get away from there," she yelled seeing he was at the fireplace again. Willow never gave them any trouble even when she was two
The phone rang.
"Darn there goes the phone"
She picked it up.
"Hello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole buddies home"
"Yeah I hope you don't mind"
She heard horses in the background.
"You're callin' from a barn get away from there"
"What's wrong with a barn," Beck asked laughing
"No not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell"
She got the door and came back
"Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well I'll be"
"Look at this," Cat said, "The girls in New York City they all march for women's lib and Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live and the pill may change the world tomorrow"
"Yes but meanwhile today here in Topeka the flies are buzzing. The dog is a barking and the floor needs a scrubbing"
She saw Jimmy headed for the fireplace again
Jimmy needs a spanking she thought to herself and walked over to her 2 year old son. She picked him up looked him in the eye and said firmly, "Jimmy you may NOT go to the fireplace. It could her you" and gave him two moderate swats on his diaper.
"Mommy a bee stinged my finger," Willow said
Jade put Jimmy down and picked up her daughter. She checked to make sure the bee sting wasn't in her finger and comforted her after giving her some cream to numb it
And Willow needs a hugging
"Ones on the way"