There was a swordy daddy whose name was swordy daddy. He loved to shove mcgeekfuckets up the sphincter. He never stopped until one fucking shoelicker fairy came to him and told him he was a wet motherfucker. Blushing, he unzipped his pantaloons, revealing his bee-sized blippyblip. Swordy daddy licked the fairy's ears and toes because he was feeling swordy. Massive swords awaited the fairy butthole. "Oh Swordy, please don't penetrate my ears." Swordy daddy proceeded to penetrate his ears. The ritual was complete. Another sword came to avenge the past penetration. Swordy mommy walked into the toilet, unable to cope with these turds. Swordy daddy killed every last guitar player for eating all the rice, shouting "something" while penetrating their ears. The sword avenged nobody because it was enjoying penetrating as well. The swordy children were penetrated because they were in big mccummies. Cummie swords lit the place and killed everyone by daddy's wrath. Swordy uncle wanted swordy daddy to penetrate his ears one last time. "OH SWORDY!". Moaning, he ate swordy daddy while shoving peanut butter into both his mouth and his bunghole. But gastric bypass prevented him from being penetrated by lava cummies. Swordy uncle commited suicide while eating swordy grandma. She decomposed inside his stomach daddy. "Finally, I, swordy daddy have penetrated every ear on the planet, including myself." Death came to him, penetratng swordy daddy's ears.
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