Chain Reaction








Setsuna set the plate and cup down on the table next to her seat, as she looked down on Earth.
"A bit of a rest won't kill dear Chronos-papa," she murmured. She glanced furtively around, and sighed with relief when she saw that nobody watched her.
"Hehehe! I am the watcher here!" she dropped a cookie on the ground. "Oh-"

"-Damn it all!" Seishi stared at her computer, eye twitching.
"What's wrong now?" Kakyuu and Taiki surrounded her, peering at the screen.
"The damn thing has a-"

"-Virus!" Usagi glared at Chibi-Usa. "You're a virus that goes around infecting people!"
"Shut up, you little cry-baby!"
"I am NOT a crybaby, you little pink-headed-"

"-Shit!" Haruka looked at her car in dismay.
"Ruka-chan, what's wrong?" The blonde's eye twitched.
"My car has been-"

"-Pulverized." Yaten looked at Seiya menacingly, raising a fist. "You are going to regret that you ever touched my caviar!" Seiya stared at his teammate in disbelief.
"You think that I-"

"-Kissed Will Smith?!" Hotaru raised an eyebrow. "Even I know that that isn't true." Her classmate glared at her.
"I did so kiss Will Smith! On the-"

"Ass! Look what you've done!" Rei glared at Usagi, waving her precious Manga around. "There's a huge stain on it!"
"I didn't do that!" Usagi backed away, nervously. "I swear! I didn't touch them!" Rei scowled.
"I know you did. I know you-"

"-touched my backside!" Taiki backed away from the fan girls.
"What are you talking about?!" Seishi's voice was heard over the cell phone.
"Those girls are all around me!" the tall Light's voice was nervous. "You mean… you were cornered at the computer retailer?!"
"What did you expect?! You're the one that-"

"-Is going to die for eating all my caviar!" Yaten dove forward, her fingers curling around Seiya's neck.
"That crap tastes like manure!" the boy gasped out, as he struggled to free himself.
"You-" shake. "Are-" shake. "So-" shake. "Damn-"

"-Egotistical!" Edona glared at Hotaru.
"Well it's true! You CAN'T have kissed Will Smith because he was all the way-"

"-Up your ass!" Haruka kicked the boy out, shouting furiously at him. "Go anywhere near my car again and I swear to Kami and all the other Kami's in the world that you will regret it-"

"For-" shake. "The-" shake. "Rest-" shake.
"Uh, Mako-chan, easy on the milk shake there." Minako and Ami sweat dropped.
"Of-" shake. "-The day. I am going to make milkshakes… why are there-"

"-rain drops falling on my head." Setsuna sipped her glass, and continued to watch the going ons of the world. Her eyes widened.
"Oh… dear Chronos! Did that he/she actually suggest that?!" she sipped her glass again.
"Seiya, Seiya, Seiya. That-"

"-is not a good idea." Yaten shook her head quickly. Seiya frowned.
"Well…" he looked up at the ceiling for a moment. "How-"

"-Much is that doggy in the window??" Seishi skipped past the room, not noticing Seiya and Yaten sweat dropping.
"I do hope-"

"-you know that if you go near my ice cream, you will wish that your father had never held hands with your mother!" Rei gulped down her ice cream as she said this, glaring at Usagi. Her other hand held her manga close.
"Ah! Ah! Head cold!" Usagi fell over,
"Rei-chan, you should never-"

"-dent Haruka's car. It might be the last thing you do." Michiru patted Haruka's arm, as she smiled at Chojiro, the Wind Soldier's fellow car racer.
"Oh? It's been dented?" the man peered around Haruka, at her car.
"Oh you sick sonova-"

"Bitch!" Eileen glared at Seishi furiously.
"English deficient dumb-ass!" Seishi returned that glare.
"I don't believe this! I come in peace, asking for help because I need the Microsoft office disk!"
"Well… well at least I can add!"
"Hey! I can add too!" Seishi frowned. "It's algebra that-"

"-sucks!" Yaten glared at Seiya. "You eat my caviar and expect me to forgive you?! Well don't count on it buddy!" Seiya cowered beneath her gaze.
"For the last time! I didn't go near it! That crap tastes like- well- crap!"
"Why you-"

"-Better get me out of this, Seishi!" Taiki held onto the branch for dear life, as he screamed into the mobile phone. Seishi's voice was heard again.
"I'm with Eileen! We're coming!"
"Well make it quick! These women are vultures!"
"Oh-"

"-come on! Rei-chan! Chibi-Usa! You're all meanies!" Usagi stamped her foot. She struggled to free herself from the ropes, as she stared at the table ladened with all those delicious, mouth-watering treats.
"Gomen Usagi-chan," said Rei through a mouthful of donut.
"Really-" chew. "-isn't enough-" swallow. "-to spare." Both grinned toothily at Usagi.
"That's it! You-"

"-really should go easy on the red cordial." Ami and Minako watched, with sweat drops, as Makoto mixed her cake mix at super speed. There was an evil glint in her eyes as she stirred.
"I'll-"

"-Kiss you if you leave the nice man alone." Michiru smiled prettily at Haruka, who's gaze went from Michiru, to the car, to Chojiro.
Michiru. Car. Chojiro.
Michiru. Car. Chojiro.
Michiru. Car. Chojiro.
Michiru-
"Oh, just come to the-"

"-retailer! Damn it Seishi! What is taking you so long?!" Taiki looked nervously at the women below him.
"We're here!" Seishi, and her friend arrived at the tree-
And fell over.
"… I never knew your Taiki was so popular with the women," mumbled Eileen through a mouthful of dirt.
"This is just so-"

"-pathetic." Setsuna set her glass down. "To think that the great Sailor Starmaker, also known as Taiki Kou, could not defend him-herself from a horde of women." She shook her head, and tried a biscuit.
"Oooh. Chocolate chip."
"Setsuna!" the time guardian gulped, and set down the cookie.
"Hello papa!"
"Hello child." The old man sat down opposite her, smiling warmly. "Playtime is over! Now get back to work!"