Okay this is my first upload and one of the most stupidest things I have ever written XD Basically it is a funny conversation between Kai and Tala and is over something…um…..stupid heeheeee
I usually write horror and angst stuff but I made an exception……what? HUMOR ROCKS!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tala or Kai….or Cadburys though I wish I did but then again, don't we all? Well except for chocolate haters… anyway if I DID own Tala and Kai it would be seriously funny heeeeeheeeee
READ AND REVIEW AND LORD KNOWS…I'LL BE BACK MWAHAHAHAAA
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Kai- italics
Tala- normal (no…Tala is not normal) XD
"WHO THE HELL!"
"What is it now! Man you are just like my mom! nag nag nag"
"Tala get here….NOW!"
"What is it Kai, I am missing Teletubbies for this"
"Look in that jar"
"What? This one? Um….there's nothing in there"
"YES….and can you tell me why there is nothing in there?"
"Err…HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? Hey, what do we use this jar for anyway?"
"…cookies"
"COOKIES? Oh my God this is about God damn COOKIES?"
"Not just any kind of cookies actually Tala"
"Oh yeah? Well then what kind of cookies ARE they? Magic cookies?"
"No they WEREN'T MAGIC! They were…they were CADBURY COOKIES"
"Okay…..and your point is?"
"SOMEONE ATE THE LAST CADBURY COOKIE"
"Hey…man don't cry! It's a cookie!"
"YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS!...NO FEELINGS AT ALL!"
"For a cookie? Kai it's a bloody biscuit!"
"YES! A CADBURY'S BISCUIT"
"…SOOOO?"
"Who ate it?"
"Well...I dunno probably a LEPRECHAUN or some shit!"
"Are you mocking me?"
"No…"
"Because if you are..."
"WHAT? YOU'LL EAT ALL MY FAVOURITE CRISPS?"
"JUST TELL ME WHO FUCKING ATE THEM AND NO ONE GETS HURT"
"WOOO Kai steady on! If you really want to know then it was ME! Geeeeez"
"I beg your pardon..."
"I said it was-"
"I know damn well what you said"
"Then why did you-"
"SO! You ate the last cookie?"
"Yes I jus-"
"GET OUT"
"What?"
"I said GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE"
"What? You can't throw me out of my own house Kai!"
"I can and I will"
"Kai...this is ludicrous!"
"Don't give me that shit; you are the one who ate the cookie"
"Wait Kai! Tell me what that jar says"
"BISCUITS"
"NO….it says- T-E-A…TEA!"
"Oh! Um….let me see"
"You see? It says tea!"
"Oh…..and the...um…biscuit one has…biscuits in"
"CADBURY COOKIES BY ANY CHANCE?"
"Err……Yes"
"SON OF A-"
Okay the end! Man now when I look back I remember WHY I wrote this-
I wanted something to write so I asked my twin sis and she said something humorous so I did. THEN I said what should it be about and she said Tala and Kai having an argument….about……COOKIES! And that's where the nightmare began….
ANYWAY….RR