DISCLAIMER: SakuMeiMei does not own the game Tales of Symphonia. Otherwise Kratos would be way faster than he is right now and Zelos would be in your party from the very beginning.


Shihna sighed and looked at the pile of paper cranes sitting on her table. "I still have to fold 987 of them." She sighed again. It's not like my wish will come true if I fold all of them anyways.

"Shihna?" Shihna jumped when she heard the voice. T-that's... "Whatcha doin' hunny?" Yes, it was that person. The red-haired, idiotic, philandering Chosen. Zelos Wilder. "Nothing really..." Shihna stared at the folded pieces of paper. "Oh really?" Zelos also stared at the pile. "Are you wishing for something?"

"Am I...what?! O-of course not!" Shihna's face reddened. "Hmm...you're lying. Well? What are you wishing for?"

"There's no way I'm telling you that!" Why is it that he always knows what I'm thinking? Zelos grinned and sat down next to Shihna. "Luck with being chief of Mizuho perhaps? Or maybe Shihna's wishing that she had better measurements or-" Shihna whacked Zelos on the head. "Just what the hell are you looking at?!"

"Aw, come on Shihna. You know how I am." Zelos rubbed his head. He was used to this by now. Every time he said something wrong he would get abused by Shihna. "So are you going to tell me what you're wishing for?"

"No!" Because if I tell you then... She shook her head. "I don't think it's something you want to know."

"If it has to do with one of my hunnies I always want to know," Zelos said, hugging Shihna. "Get away from me, you pervert!" Shihna whacked him and pushed him away. "Okay, okay. So do you want any help with that?"

"Uhh...sure." Shihna stared at the paper that was still unfolded. "Do you even know how?"

"Of course I do. You taught me when we were kids." Zelos grinned and started folding a piece of paper. "There." He placed a crane in Shihna's hands. Shihna looked at the crane. "How come I don't remember?"

"Like I'd know. So I'm allowed to help you right?"

"Yeah..." It occured to Shihna that she didn't even know why Zelos was here. "Why are you here, anyways?"

"I'm not allowed to visit my voluptuous hunny once in a while?" Zelos made a pouty little kid face.

"Errr...that's not it..."

"What? You don't want me to be here? I can leave if you want."

"It's not that!"

"Then what is it, then?"


SakuMeiMei Says: Uhmmm...that's the first one. Yes. It'll be continued as the last one too. XD

Presea: Doesn't that make it a two-shot?

Uhhh...well that's just...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAYS?!

Presea: I'm still part of the cast even though you're doing the whole thing on Zelos and Shihna.

Presseeeaaaa-chan!! Go and...chop wood or blow up houses or something!! So uhmm...anyways. I hope that everybody can live through the other 999 oneshots. Yoroshiku!