Top ten reasons that I, Samantha Madison, will never get out of High School:

10) Adams Prep is for losers. I am not just talking about the people from some country you have never heard of, or my sister Lucy, or possibly even Jack. I am talking about people, such as my German teacher, and maybe the Cafeteria Lady who seem to have a dislike to me, even though I did save the president.

9) My boyfriend, David, does not go to my school. How am I even supposed to concentrate when he is not around and I am thinking about him is entirely a question to me.

8) Jack. He ended up in my geography class somehow, and now I have to look at his hunkified face, even though apparently I dont like him anymore. Maybe I dont like his personality, but he is a sight for sore eyes--and I've seen plenty.

7) Since Jack is in my Geo class, I mostly spend my time drawing pictures of him, because of his hunkified-ness. As well as flunking German, I am now possibly flunking Geo, but I am not quite sure how the layout of the world will affect my needs to be an artist--except for if, for instance, I end up drawing maps of the United States for the President, which, in all honesty, is so not going to happen.

6) Apparently after saving the leader of the free world, I think I should have gotten a bit more than to be the Teen Ambassador to the UN. Although, the President did send me to Austrailia for a week to express my concern about global warming with them. And there are plenty of hot guys in Austrailia, and some of them even listen to ska.

5) After calling my new friend, Kendra, in Austrailia, and using up alot of money fron the phone bill, my dad is making me pay it all back in full. I tried to blame it on Theresa, but as far as we know, Theresa is just our housekeeper, and has family in Italy, not in Austrailia--as far as they know.

4) Since I have to pay back my dad, I have to get a job. Meanwhile, my job sucks, and I am doing publicity campaigns for Capitol Cookies. Which really dosent sound too bad, but when you have some guy named Mario screaming in your face all day, it really gets on your nerves.

3) Since I am working at Capitol Cookies, this does not give me any reason to not have my Geo and German homework done. Let me tell you, my teachers so thouroughly do NOT care about my after school life and will not exempt me from 10 pages papers--and in German this is a very, VERY, bad thing. So, while I am waiting around for Mario, I try to do my German, or possibly Geo, and then Mario comes and yells at me that I should be getting ready for work or whatever. I am very much quitting this job after I get my paycheck.

2) So, since I have to do all this, I hardly ever see David. And I believe that somehow the whole Australian-phone-call-job-thing is very much related to him.

And the number one reason that I, Samantha Madison will NEVER get out of high school:

1) The school psychiatrist is really out to get me. He calls me down to his office at least once a day, whenever my German or Geo grades slip below a 50 or if my headphones are too loud, or whatever my teachers seem to think that makes me a troubled student. This could possibly include jumping on the back of a would-be assasin in order to save the President's life. Since I am always getting called out of classes such as German and Geo, how am I ever supposed to PASS them? He also called my parents, and told them my Geo binder was full of pictures of guys, who would be Jack, but he dosent have to know that I still find my sister's-ex-boyfriend extremely good looking. Since he phoned my parents, I now have to take a stupid drama class during my spare, when I so could be listening to ska. For he believes I am a drama queen and should be put where I belong. Which is so not drama.