Disclaimer: All of the following characters are the property of Douglas Adams and Don't Panic Inc. also this is only chapter one I have not yet finished the rest.
Chapter 1
Zaphod Beeblebrox, after dropping Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent off to hitchhike there separate ways across the galaxy, had a thought that he and Trillian should settle down, maybe raise a family out on the eastern rim of the galaxy. Trillian, of course, thought that he was crazy, due to the somewhat large fact that they were perhaps a different species. In fact when Zaphod brought the idea into the open her immediate response was, "What?! Are you crazy Zaphod? Haven't you noticed that we are different species from one another?"
"It's not too noticeable really," Zaphod replied.
"Not noticeable! Are you sure you're not crazy. I mean you've got two heads and three arms for Christ's sake. How the hell is that not noticeable?"
"In my defense," sulked Zaphod, "the third arm was surgically attached."
"But the point is that it just wouldn't work," sighed Trillian as she calmed down. So for the next month or two there was a bit of tension in the air aboard the Heart of Gold. However this could have been cause by the fact that the air conditioner was not working properly, but none the less this tension had changed things between Zaphod and Trillian, so eventually Trillian just left. Shortly afterward Zaphod was back to his old, expensive spacecraft stealing, Zaphody self.