[A/N:: ha, ha... yes, I'm laughing you dolt, I'm laughing at your doltiness! For all you pitiful souls who have author alert and are now viewing pure torture... and are now closing this window, I'm not going to say hello to you, you meany! Hey... it isn't easy writing serious fanfictions not all the time! SEE WHAT HAPPENED? I'm not making sense of thing what I do no more! Yes yes... enjoy, enjoy... my second Trigun fanfiction!! BOOM CRACKLE! no that was not rice krispies! Stupid Microsoft word, Trogon is not the correct spelling of Trigun! Rambles on for 5 more pages]
"talking"
'thoughts'
[me... or you can call it NOOOOO when it comes up like the others have]
anddddddddd... dots mean I have lack of endings!
Chapter 1, The Invitations
In a small house, yes a house, the threes company too- I mean Vash, Millie and Meryl were trying to make invitations, the key word here is trying.
"The pen isn't working!" Millie shouted, throwing the object at the TV, wait they have a TV?!
Vash pulls out science valves, does all that sciencey stuff and... HYPOTHESIS!! "... I do believe that was a pencil, and you were writing with an eraser!"
"Oh now aren't you two smart!" Meryl said, realizing she was writing with the eraser as well.
"Sempai?"
"What?"
"How do you spell Zazi za beasto?" [Yes, Microsoft thinks it's supposed to be spelt Nazi!]
She gave that whole you know, face thing type of look "Wait, why are you sending a letter to a dead kid?! Wait, he IS a kid right?"
"Aw does that mean Legato's out of the question?" Vash said crying at the full-length letter he wrote to Legato.
"He's not dead, wait till five 'o clock since it's the weekend" Meryl said pointing at the hole in the floor.
Knives fell out of the closet. A full summery of his setting fit into a sentence "I told you stupid things to board up that hole! Legato's not the only one who comes up that hole you know!"
Millie pulled the pencil out of the TV and started to scribble onto a piece of paper "There!" Millie placed a piece of paper that said 'Don't come through unless you brought pudding' onto the hole, which eventually fell into the hole, leaving everyone in an akward silence.
"Is it just me, or did anyone else notice that it took 10 seconds for that little piece of paper to fall into the Legato sized hole?" Vash said, and dropped a blank piece of paper into the hole. No reason, he just felt like it.
Meanwhile, inside the ground-thing
"Hey, who wants to hear me play the muffin man song, saxophone-style!" Midvalley cried to the others, yes the others, who else?
And now since I'm bored of talking about people in the dirt, back to the house.
"We Just got a letter! We just got a letter! We just got a-"shoots joe with a gun, which from this point on doesn't exist [Not that house, you stupid, wait, me. Ok fine]
"Greetings, it is now five oh clock! Do you know where your kids are? I know... they're stealing Lucky Charms... but oh, go ahead and mock th- hey I made some pie" Legato's head was visible through the hole.
"If you just ignore him for awhile, he finally goes to his point about being here," Meryl said ducking behind the couch with the others.
Millie was practically in flames by now screaming, "WHERE THE HELL IS THE PUDDING YOU PIECE OF-"Happy little sign pops up 'Legato's allergic to pie! '
"Oh dear, I'm defying all laws of gravity aren't I?" Legato said, but then forgot, and flew out of the floor, yes the FLOOR not hole, he created a NEW hole.
"What..." Knives said, who was now helping out writing invitations. [Awwww how sweet, isn't that what you're thinking? No? Ok]
Pretty much after that Legato was lying on the floor, still talking, while Vash was forced to board up the two legato sized holes. Millie, who was being restrained, by Meryl, from shooting Legato with her stungun, was swearing beyond the Authors vocabulary, oh yes... and that's pretty sad if you can imagine Millie swearing and Knives was trying to fold each letter into the envelope carefully, in which he gave up after five seconds and threw it at... um... some guy outside? Yeah, who then screamed about the pain, oh the pain.
Vash, who was now done boarding up the holes, wondered what would happen to his hair if he touched a balloon.
"I've got a balloon... and it's... orange!" Legato rolled over holding up his orange balloon.
"Legato! Stop using your telekinesis powers!" Knives grabbed his balloon and popped it, awwwwwwww Legato and Vash started to cry!
"Master... how can you have 500 Television channels and no remote?" Legato said as he sat on the couch, how he got there, I seriously don't know.
But alas, Knives was in the closet again, doing... what people in closets do.
Night came
Finally, the invitations were sent and things were mildly settled down, mild like salsa, you know, not too hot but not too unspicy, but they're not Mexican so forget it.
Legato found On Demand, which doesn't make sense how he found it without the remote "Can I watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force? It's a food show right?"
The three people at the table gave him blank stares. Yes, Knives is still in the closet, so he doesn't count.
"Th- that meatball's... dancing?!" Vash said confused, sitting on the couch as well.
At that Legato stuck his head to the screen, trying to take in the beauty of the food, oh so beautiful.
Millie threw an apple at Legato, well, I don't know if she was actually throwing it at Legato because it fell 5 inches away from her.
Meryl, who for some reason was sleeping, fell out of the doorway. Yeah, she kinda woke up at that point, grabbed a- I mean THE toaster and ran back into her room.
"What the hell is the toaster for?" Knives said, poking his head out of the closet.
"Y-you don't want to know..." Vash said in a feeble position.
"Shut up I'm watching Family Guy." Legato said pushing him off the couch. Vash, who found a crack in the floor, started poking his finger through. Eventually he got his finger stuck in the crack; it was a very small crack ok?
Vash began flailing his arm "AHH FINGER! AHH THE CRACK!" But if you can realize how bad this sounds, you would understand why everyone scootched over away from Vash's direction.
Finally sleep took over the house, still leaving Poor Vash the Stampede's finger in the crack.
To Be Continued... will Vash ever get his finger out of the floor? Will we ever find out why Knives is in the closet all the time? Will they be ready in time for the reunion party? Will Microsoft EVER learn the grammar of Trigun?! Oh yes, and if you DON'T find this at all funny, please leave a review, and will never attempt to write a humor fanfiction EVER again, and will instantly delete this.
"talking"
'thoughts'
[me... or you can call it NOOOOO when it comes up like the others have]
anddddddddd... dots mean I have lack of endings!
Chapter 1, The Invitations
In a small house, yes a house, the threes company too- I mean Vash, Millie and Meryl were trying to make invitations, the key word here is trying.
"The pen isn't working!" Millie shouted, throwing the object at the TV, wait they have a TV?!
Vash pulls out science valves, does all that sciencey stuff and... HYPOTHESIS!! "... I do believe that was a pencil, and you were writing with an eraser!"
"Oh now aren't you two smart!" Meryl said, realizing she was writing with the eraser as well.
"Sempai?"
"What?"
"How do you spell Zazi za beasto?" [Yes, Microsoft thinks it's supposed to be spelt Nazi!]
She gave that whole you know, face thing type of look "Wait, why are you sending a letter to a dead kid?! Wait, he IS a kid right?"
"Aw does that mean Legato's out of the question?" Vash said crying at the full-length letter he wrote to Legato.
"He's not dead, wait till five 'o clock since it's the weekend" Meryl said pointing at the hole in the floor.
Knives fell out of the closet. A full summery of his setting fit into a sentence "I told you stupid things to board up that hole! Legato's not the only one who comes up that hole you know!"
Millie pulled the pencil out of the TV and started to scribble onto a piece of paper "There!" Millie placed a piece of paper that said 'Don't come through unless you brought pudding' onto the hole, which eventually fell into the hole, leaving everyone in an akward silence.
"Is it just me, or did anyone else notice that it took 10 seconds for that little piece of paper to fall into the Legato sized hole?" Vash said, and dropped a blank piece of paper into the hole. No reason, he just felt like it.
Meanwhile, inside the ground-thing
"Hey, who wants to hear me play the muffin man song, saxophone-style!" Midvalley cried to the others, yes the others, who else?
And now since I'm bored of talking about people in the dirt, back to the house.
"We Just got a letter! We just got a letter! We just got a-"shoots joe with a gun, which from this point on doesn't exist [Not that house, you stupid, wait, me. Ok fine]
"Greetings, it is now five oh clock! Do you know where your kids are? I know... they're stealing Lucky Charms... but oh, go ahead and mock th- hey I made some pie" Legato's head was visible through the hole.
"If you just ignore him for awhile, he finally goes to his point about being here," Meryl said ducking behind the couch with the others.
Millie was practically in flames by now screaming, "WHERE THE HELL IS THE PUDDING YOU PIECE OF-"Happy little sign pops up 'Legato's allergic to pie! '
"Oh dear, I'm defying all laws of gravity aren't I?" Legato said, but then forgot, and flew out of the floor, yes the FLOOR not hole, he created a NEW hole.
"What..." Knives said, who was now helping out writing invitations. [Awwww how sweet, isn't that what you're thinking? No? Ok]
Pretty much after that Legato was lying on the floor, still talking, while Vash was forced to board up the two legato sized holes. Millie, who was being restrained, by Meryl, from shooting Legato with her stungun, was swearing beyond the Authors vocabulary, oh yes... and that's pretty sad if you can imagine Millie swearing and Knives was trying to fold each letter into the envelope carefully, in which he gave up after five seconds and threw it at... um... some guy outside? Yeah, who then screamed about the pain, oh the pain.
Vash, who was now done boarding up the holes, wondered what would happen to his hair if he touched a balloon.
"I've got a balloon... and it's... orange!" Legato rolled over holding up his orange balloon.
"Legato! Stop using your telekinesis powers!" Knives grabbed his balloon and popped it, awwwwwwww Legato and Vash started to cry!
"Master... how can you have 500 Television channels and no remote?" Legato said as he sat on the couch, how he got there, I seriously don't know.
But alas, Knives was in the closet again, doing... what people in closets do.
Night came
Finally, the invitations were sent and things were mildly settled down, mild like salsa, you know, not too hot but not too unspicy, but they're not Mexican so forget it.
Legato found On Demand, which doesn't make sense how he found it without the remote "Can I watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force? It's a food show right?"
The three people at the table gave him blank stares. Yes, Knives is still in the closet, so he doesn't count.
"Th- that meatball's... dancing?!" Vash said confused, sitting on the couch as well.
At that Legato stuck his head to the screen, trying to take in the beauty of the food, oh so beautiful.
Millie threw an apple at Legato, well, I don't know if she was actually throwing it at Legato because it fell 5 inches away from her.
Meryl, who for some reason was sleeping, fell out of the doorway. Yeah, she kinda woke up at that point, grabbed a- I mean THE toaster and ran back into her room.
"What the hell is the toaster for?" Knives said, poking his head out of the closet.
"Y-you don't want to know..." Vash said in a feeble position.
"Shut up I'm watching Family Guy." Legato said pushing him off the couch. Vash, who found a crack in the floor, started poking his finger through. Eventually he got his finger stuck in the crack; it was a very small crack ok?
Vash began flailing his arm "AHH FINGER! AHH THE CRACK!" But if you can realize how bad this sounds, you would understand why everyone scootched over away from Vash's direction.
Finally sleep took over the house, still leaving Poor Vash the Stampede's finger in the crack.
To Be Continued... will Vash ever get his finger out of the floor? Will we ever find out why Knives is in the closet all the time? Will they be ready in time for the reunion party? Will Microsoft EVER learn the grammar of Trigun?! Oh yes, and if you DON'T find this at all funny, please leave a review, and will never attempt to write a humor fanfiction EVER again, and will instantly delete this.