Not my toys. SKU belongs to BePapas among other people; "Hotel California" is of course the property of Don Henley and The Eagles. Just playing with them; promise to put them back in the box when I'm done. Don't mind me.
On a dark lonely sidewalk, cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of the roses rising up through the air,
Up ahead in the distance, I saw the light of my room -
And silhouetted up against the glass
Was Anthy! What a loon!
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From where I stood on the sidewalk, I heard the castle's bells,
And I was thinking to myself, "This could be heaven or this could be hell,"
Then Chuchu lit a candle, and he showed me the way,
And then he saw some food and ran off, but stopped first to say:
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Welcome to Ohtori Academy!
Such a twisted place, better bring your Mace (TM)!
No one graduates from Ohtori Academy!
Any time of day, Akio wants to play!
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Her mind is Saionji twisted, she gets slapped left and right,
She wears a full length ballgown to referee a fight,
They duel beneath the castle, longing for power,
They don't hurt each other, but, boy, they hate those flowers!
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I yelled for Wakaba; she jumped on my back,
Told me I was her 'one true love' and hugged me 'til I went 'crack' -
And I heard Touga laughing from far away,
On his way to make out with some girl, I heard him say:
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Welcome to Ohtori Academy!It's a lovely place! It'll make you a head case!
Lots of brotherly love at Ohtori Academy!
Plenty of weirdness there! Try not to stop and stare!
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Rose Seal on my finger as I eat my shaved ice,Anthy said, "Being the whole school's punching bag isn't very nice..."
In the secret arena, we gather for the duels,
They stab me with their steely swords - oh man, them folks is cruel!
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Last thing I remember I was face down on the floor,
I guess it doesn't really help if you've never learned to use a sword...
"Relax," said the Council. "This is a writer's vision of excess.
No matter that you lost your duel! You and Anthy still get to have sex!"
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"...hey, that's right!" Utena cried. So in spite of her loss, and breaking with all established precedent, she snatched Anthy off the battleground and ran away with her into the night, and just for good measure she came back and took Juri as well, and all three of them went to some city that they couldn't pronounce and rented a hotel room that by all rights they couldn't afford and had astounding sex worthy of porn stars, and no one was jealous because she only had one or...
..igami toy, and they were mighty happy.
Saionji and Touga also ran off and had sex so amazing that their respective green and red hairs twisted together into one thick dredlock and they couldn't get untangled, so they were reduced to staggering around the campus as one entity because neither one liked the other's hairdresser. Surprisingly, this did not decrease their popularity with the chicks.
Miki ran off, reunited with his creepy sister and they had sex while playing the piano. And they invited Nanami to come along too, because her big brother had become just too weird even for her.
Shiori got screwed over when Ruka decided that he wanted to become the world's foremost expert on toejam, and went on a pilgrimage with the special permission of the headmaster.
And they all lived in relative happiness, for a pretty good amount of time.
The End.