Ash was walking alone when Pikachu burst open out of his pokeball.
"Pikachu, wha-?"
"Shit.
Shitty fucking shit, whore fucking shit-eating cunthole, dickhead eating slut, shit-smelling skank, alien cunt motherfucker. Crap-eating whore, hooker son of a bitch, pelvis fucking crab, one-of-a-kind motherfucking furry shitball, shit-smelling dickhole. Shit-reeking neutered mongrel, demon ballsack, motherfucking shitface, goddammit. Fuck, fucking dipshit fuck. Shit-smelling, asshole turd, crapfucking unworthy slutface, shit-eating queefnugget, motherfucking shit...syphilis-ridden pussy-eating child-stalking cock-sucking bitch. Lunatic dickwad asshole.
Fucking shithole.
Cunting turd-snacking fly, shit-twat, jizz-smelling hole of a human, Al-Qaeda homophobe shit-eater's long-lost foreskin. Crap-eating shitfucker, buttfucked faggoty pricksucker, shitty fuck. Shit-stinking knuckle-fucking sword-swallowing disgusting cunthole, mindless dickpregnant retard.
God damn it.
Crappy face, wallowing it shit-jizz, fucking hell. Fuck you, dunce. Fuck your mediocre mother all to hell, you slob. You sissy dick-wanking streetwalker, helpless imbecile greenhorn, fucking dissolute punk. Bed-wetting fucking fuck-up, shit-smelling dog cunt, repugnant monkey dickhole, malevolent donkey cockwart. Crap-vomiting, bile-gargling crappy turd vomit reeking granny hymen, fucking dumb shit.
I don't give a fuck, I'm not doing a fucking shit, go fly a shitty kite, you tiny bastard prick."
"Pikachu, wha-?"
"I'll kick your goddamned ass if you give me any shit, you bastard cunt drop-out! Spineless farting chicken, douchy fuckling messface, whore-eating Muk numpho, outhouse cleaning turd-licker.
Inept condomhead, shit-raping son of a pimp, diarrhea masturbating stupid ass. Lover of butt-taste, runny-dingleberry licker, fucked-up face, you fucking mouth. Cunt-chasing smarmy dickfaggot cuntknocker, smegma eating buttprick. Littering young-punk, kid buggering fuckface. Nonsense talking worm. Weak tear-pissing slut, spank-loving pussy-bitch, scrotum-licking simpleton bully shitsucker. Cheap, ineffectual person, gonorrhea-ridden ugly face, shit. Pants slandering, air-polluting, virgin-blood drinking, puking motherfucking wretched shitass cunthead motherfucker!
You are shit, Ash Ketchum. Your friends are shit, your parents are shit, your dick is shit, your jizz is shit, your kids are shit, your girl is shit, your life is shit, your mind is shit, your heart is shit, your SOUL is shit."
"Pikachu, wha-?"
"I am crazy, Ash. I became extremely angry. I'd rape a female Pikachu and bite off her cunt, 'coz I'm not into lovey-shit-dovey shitty stuff, I'm pissed as damned fuck! Hate befuddled, madder than hell...fuck hell! I'm in a debauchery, I'm thoroughly pissed off, I'll fucking kill everyone! I'll eat their livers and puke in their faces, beat the flip-fucking shit out of their shit-smelling corpses, then fuck their asses until my dick melts...Ash?"
Pikachu looked around. Ash was nowhere to be seen.
Pikachu felt alone. He took a nap. In his sleep he mumbled:
"...snake piss..."