Mmkay folks, you know the drill. I own none of these charaters, they all belong to JK and Warner Brothers and whoever else has a piece of them. Please note this is a Parody. Not to be taken seriously.
Draco pranced through the halls, singing, "I'm a little ferret. La La La."
Suddenly a newly grown Hermione rushes up to him and cries, "Oh Draco you smoldering hunk of yummy goodness! Let's disregard all those years of hatefulness and you call me a Mudblood and fall passionately in love and have steamy sex scenes! We all know that underneath the sneering facade you're just a poor abused boy who doesn't want to become a Death Eater!"
Draco sweeps Hermione in his arms and sighs, "Oh my sweet, I really have loved you all these years and those taunts were made because I couldn't have you! But alas, we cannot be together because ol' Voldie will kill you to get to me. But can we at least have the steamy sex scenes?"
"We can make it work my Sugar Muffin!"
And they go off and have steamy sex scenes which the author is to lazy to write.
Five Months Later
We see 'Mya' sitting on a couch in the Malfoy Manor, sighing happily. "Even though Harry and Ron wont talk to me and I'm pregnant, I'm the happiest I've ever to been! I have my Sex God, Draco and his mum's ever so nice to me."
Just as Draco was coming in to greet her, Death Eaters race in and kidnap her, leaving only a note behind.
Thinking, "I told you so." he picked up the note and read:
Draco Malfoy, Become a Death Eater tonight or the Mudblood and the baby die. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tommy (Dark Lord to you)
"Now why did I now this was going to happen?" He mused aloud. "Oh well, best go and become a Death Eater." He went and rummaged though his father's rooms till he found his old Death Eater robes and mask. "These will have to do I guess." He then proceeded to go to the evil meeting that would decide his fate.
Getting there, two Eaters of Death, throw him to his feet in front of the Dark Lords chair. "Not the hair!" he cried as they roughly manhandled him. "Ok, I'll become and Death Eater and you let 'Mya' go." he said. "Don't do it Draky-poo, I'm not worth it!" she said in pain. "She's right. Alright, I'll become your heir and we all torture the Mudblood." "Now your thinking Malfoy." the Dark Lord hissed.
So they all go and torture poor 'Mya' and they do NOT live happily ever after. le gasp