DISCLAIMER: This story is completely AU and a complete rip off of the Sound
of Music. I dont own Obi or anything else related to Star Wars, nor do I
own anything related to the Sound of Music. Also there might be some slash
in it, I havent decided yet. If you guys vote I'll let you decide, if no
one reviews I'll decide on my own.
This is probably the single most ridiculous thing I've ever written and/or read.
So First off, I'll ask for forgivness, then I'll ask for reviews. I can take critism, as long as its constructive. So, please no, "you suck", reviews. Thanks.
O, btw, Obi is about 18, in this AU pretend you get chosen as a padawan between the ages of 16-21.
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Obi-wan sat, leaning back against a tree in the hills on the outskirts of Coruscant. He couldn't help but admire the sun setting over the horizon.
Wait a moment.
Setting?
NO! Not again!
Obi checked his chrono and sure enough, he was late for meditation. Again. The creche masters were going to kill him for sure this time. Obi grabbed his Jedi robe and took off in the direction of the temple.
meanwhile at the temple- the council chamber to be exact.
"I can't beleive he's late again!", fumed Mace.
"Calm down Mace, Iam sure Obi-wan has a perfectly reasonable excuse.", stated Adi Gallia serenely.
"With that boy, it's always an excuse!", Mace retorted.
"Wait for the boy you will, before jumping to conclusions you go.", interjected Yoda.
music starts playing
Mace: "He climbs a tree, and scrapes a knee. His robes are full of tears"
Adi: "he waltzes on his way to class, and whistes on the stairs"
Mace: "And underneath his robes he has colors on his tunic"
Yoda: "I've even heard him singing in the temple."
Mace: "He's always late for classes..."
Ali: "But his penetince is real"
Mace: "He's always late for everything, except for every meal. I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel.."
All: "Obi's not an asset to the temple"
Ali: "I'd like to say a word on his behalf. Obi-wan, makes me, laugh" *giggles*
Yoda: "How do you solve a problem like Obi-Wan? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Obi-wan?"
Ali: a flibberty-jibbet
Yoda: A will'o'the wisp
Mace: a clown
Yoda: Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him. Many a thing he aught to understand.
Mace: but how do you make him stay, and listen to all you say?
Adi: How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Yoda: Oh how do you solve a problem like Obi-wan? How do you hold a moon beam in your hand?
Mace: When Iam with him, Iam confused, out of focus and bemused and I never know exactly where I am.
Adi: Unpredictable as weather
Mace: he's as flighty as a feather
Adi: he's a darling!
Mace: he's a demon!
Yoda: he's a lamb.
Mace: He'd out-pester any pest! Drive a hornet from it's nest!
Yoda: *nods* He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl.
Adi: He is gentle, he is wild. He's a riddle, he's a child.
Mace: He's a headache!
Adi: He's an angel!
Yoda: He's a boy
All: "How do you solve a problem like Obi-Wan? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Obi-wan?"
Ali: a flibberty-jibbet
Yoda: A will'o'the wisp
Mace: a clown
All: Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him. Many a thing he aught to understand.
Mace: but how do you make him stay, and listen to all you say?
Adi: How do you keep a wave upon the sand
All: Oh how do you solve a problem like Obi-wan?
Yoda: How do you hold a moon beam in your hand?
music fades
Mace: "I cae about the boy as much an anyone, but he's to disruptive to the other iniciates."
Yoda: "The truth, you speak. Talk with the boy, I will."
Adi: "But Master Yoda..."
Yoda: "Made my decision, I have. Leave me you both will."
as Mace and Adi go to leave they knock into an very fast moving object. Obi-wan. They both shake their heads sadly and leave. Obi kneels in front of Yoda
Obi: Master Yoda! I am so sorry. I was out in the hills, and it was just so beautiful that I lost track of time."
Yoda: Were you singing?
Obi: Master?
Yoda: Did you go off into the hills alone, so you could sing?
Obi: *blushes slightly* Yes, master. But you needn't worry for me. I've been wandering in the hill alone since I was but a boy.
Yoda: A boy, you still are.
Obi: *his blush deepens and he look at the floor* Yes, Master.
Yoda: Speak with you of something most important, I must.
Obi: *cocks his head in a show of his curiosity*
Yoda: Like it here, you do Obi-Wan?
Obi: Of course I do!
Yoda: Knew this, i did. Still. Leave you must.
Obi: Leave the temple!?!
Yoda: For your own good it is.
Obi: Forever?
Yoda: Yet to be seen this is. Clouded, is the future.
Obi: But where will I go?
Yoda: Know, I do, a General much in need of help. Cares for his late sisters seven children the General does. Live with them you will. Untill certain you are.
Obi: Certain of what Master?
Yoda: Certain, that here it is you wish to remain.
Obi: but Master..
Yoda: Leave tomorrow you will. Go, to the Adi you will, and get civilian clothes.
Off Obi went, to meet his future.
This wasn't beta'd. Can you tell? lol
Wow, this totally sucked. If anyone out there wants me to continue review!
This is probably the single most ridiculous thing I've ever written and/or read.
So First off, I'll ask for forgivness, then I'll ask for reviews. I can take critism, as long as its constructive. So, please no, "you suck", reviews. Thanks.
O, btw, Obi is about 18, in this AU pretend you get chosen as a padawan between the ages of 16-21.
**********************
Obi-wan sat, leaning back against a tree in the hills on the outskirts of Coruscant. He couldn't help but admire the sun setting over the horizon.
Wait a moment.
Setting?
NO! Not again!
Obi checked his chrono and sure enough, he was late for meditation. Again. The creche masters were going to kill him for sure this time. Obi grabbed his Jedi robe and took off in the direction of the temple.
meanwhile at the temple- the council chamber to be exact.
"I can't beleive he's late again!", fumed Mace.
"Calm down Mace, Iam sure Obi-wan has a perfectly reasonable excuse.", stated Adi Gallia serenely.
"With that boy, it's always an excuse!", Mace retorted.
"Wait for the boy you will, before jumping to conclusions you go.", interjected Yoda.
music starts playing
Mace: "He climbs a tree, and scrapes a knee. His robes are full of tears"
Adi: "he waltzes on his way to class, and whistes on the stairs"
Mace: "And underneath his robes he has colors on his tunic"
Yoda: "I've even heard him singing in the temple."
Mace: "He's always late for classes..."
Ali: "But his penetince is real"
Mace: "He's always late for everything, except for every meal. I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel.."
All: "Obi's not an asset to the temple"
Ali: "I'd like to say a word on his behalf. Obi-wan, makes me, laugh" *giggles*
Yoda: "How do you solve a problem like Obi-Wan? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Obi-wan?"
Ali: a flibberty-jibbet
Yoda: A will'o'the wisp
Mace: a clown
Yoda: Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him. Many a thing he aught to understand.
Mace: but how do you make him stay, and listen to all you say?
Adi: How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Yoda: Oh how do you solve a problem like Obi-wan? How do you hold a moon beam in your hand?
Mace: When Iam with him, Iam confused, out of focus and bemused and I never know exactly where I am.
Adi: Unpredictable as weather
Mace: he's as flighty as a feather
Adi: he's a darling!
Mace: he's a demon!
Yoda: he's a lamb.
Mace: He'd out-pester any pest! Drive a hornet from it's nest!
Yoda: *nods* He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl.
Adi: He is gentle, he is wild. He's a riddle, he's a child.
Mace: He's a headache!
Adi: He's an angel!
Yoda: He's a boy
All: "How do you solve a problem like Obi-Wan? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Obi-wan?"
Ali: a flibberty-jibbet
Yoda: A will'o'the wisp
Mace: a clown
All: Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him. Many a thing he aught to understand.
Mace: but how do you make him stay, and listen to all you say?
Adi: How do you keep a wave upon the sand
All: Oh how do you solve a problem like Obi-wan?
Yoda: How do you hold a moon beam in your hand?
music fades
Mace: "I cae about the boy as much an anyone, but he's to disruptive to the other iniciates."
Yoda: "The truth, you speak. Talk with the boy, I will."
Adi: "But Master Yoda..."
Yoda: "Made my decision, I have. Leave me you both will."
as Mace and Adi go to leave they knock into an very fast moving object. Obi-wan. They both shake their heads sadly and leave. Obi kneels in front of Yoda
Obi: Master Yoda! I am so sorry. I was out in the hills, and it was just so beautiful that I lost track of time."
Yoda: Were you singing?
Obi: Master?
Yoda: Did you go off into the hills alone, so you could sing?
Obi: *blushes slightly* Yes, master. But you needn't worry for me. I've been wandering in the hill alone since I was but a boy.
Yoda: A boy, you still are.
Obi: *his blush deepens and he look at the floor* Yes, Master.
Yoda: Speak with you of something most important, I must.
Obi: *cocks his head in a show of his curiosity*
Yoda: Like it here, you do Obi-Wan?
Obi: Of course I do!
Yoda: Knew this, i did. Still. Leave you must.
Obi: Leave the temple!?!
Yoda: For your own good it is.
Obi: Forever?
Yoda: Yet to be seen this is. Clouded, is the future.
Obi: But where will I go?
Yoda: Know, I do, a General much in need of help. Cares for his late sisters seven children the General does. Live with them you will. Untill certain you are.
Obi: Certain of what Master?
Yoda: Certain, that here it is you wish to remain.
Obi: but Master..
Yoda: Leave tomorrow you will. Go, to the Adi you will, and get civilian clothes.
Off Obi went, to meet his future.
This wasn't beta'd. Can you tell? lol
Wow, this totally sucked. If anyone out there wants me to continue review!