Raven knew this was coming. It happened every time they marathoned Harry Potter. She was sick of it. Everytime it was the same argument. You would think by this point they would have concluded which Hogwart's houses they are and moved on, but no, she was forced to endure this every single fucking time. She was sick of it. It was so obvious what houses they all were anyway, but no, Beast Boy had to disagree everytime. If they said he was a gryffindor, he would complain that his courage comes from sheer stupidity. If they claimed he was a slytherin, he would argue that his beliefs constantly evolved. If they stated he was a hufflepuff, he would disagree and claim that he's left too many people behind to be considered loyal. She was sick of it. The answer was right in front of them.
"He's a ravenclaw, you idiots." She snapped. Their eyes all flicked towards her. "And while I'm at it, Starfire is a gryffindor. Her powers literally stem from courage and a desire for justice. Cyborg is a ravenclaw. He's always reading about how he can further upgrade his systems and his car as well as the medi-bay because Azaar knows he can't take most of us to a hospital. And Robin is a freaking slytherin. Need I remind you of what happened with Slade? You're all idiots.
"Wait, back up a minute." Robin waved his hands. "How is Beast Boy a ravenclaw?"
"I admit, Beast Boy isn't the smartest of people, but it doesn't state you have to be smart to be a ravenclaw, you just have to be driven by a desire to learn. Beast Boy is dumb enough to try anything because he wants to learn about whether it works or not. Also, you haven't ever seen him do it, but I know he researches animals in his spare time so he can expand his powers. Besides, what did you expect from someone who has never been to school? Like you and Cyborg went to school, Starfire had some education on her planet and I was taught enough, but Beast Boy's never had that in his life. It's a miracle he can read to be honest."
"Thanks Rae. I knew you loved me really." Beast Boy laughed. "And for the record, you're a hufflepuff."
"Ok that I have to disagree with." Cyborg cut in. "No offense, but Rae isn't exactly hufflepuff material."
"Why not?" Beast Boy questioned. "She's super loyal and she's driven by her desire to protect us even though I know she's terrified sometimes and the only reason she reads so much is to find a way to control her powers so she doesn't hurt us by accident or to find a way to help us. Besides, Raven's reason for wanting to stop the prophecy was to protect everyone. She's loyal as hell."
Raven couldn't help what must have been a strange look she gave Beast Boy, but she was somehow struck by the way he could sometimes say the most thoughtful of things. "Thanks Beast Boy." It was quiet, but by the beaming grin he sent her way, she knew he heard it.
"Is this not the wonderful? Raven and Beast Boy have ended the ongoing dispute of which house of Hogwart's we are." Starfire chimed in, forcing everyone into one of her bonecrushing hugs.