I give credit to author 'YourKarmaHitMyDharma'for inspiring this story and style of writing by planting a seed inside my brain, sprouted out my ears, and became this story. It was a painful process, but here it is:
Chief: It has come to my attention that you all don't seem to get along very well so I will be holding team building exercises for everyone.
Lassie: Do I have to be here?
Shawn: DOG!
Gus: Shawn, that's a rabbit.
Shawn: you're a rabbit!
Henry: Shawn, close your eyes, how many idiots in the room?
Shawn: NINE!
Juliet: There's only seven of us, dofus.
Buzz: Whoa! Good math! Do it again!
Chief: Okayy…here's how it works: I say a word, and you say the first word that comes into your mind. I'll start. Pony.
Lassie: Death.
Gus: Pineapple!
Shawn: Where?
Henry: Sea Bass.
Lassie: Monsters in my closet.
Shawn: Hey! It's not your turn!
Buzz: Monsters? AHHHHHH!
*runs through door and down hallway*
Chief: umm…
Mr Yin: Hehehehehhehehe….
Shawn: I thought I killed you!
Lassie: Life is always the cause of death.
Gus: Woah man, that's deep
Yang: I LOVE YOU SHAWN!
*falls out window*
Shawn's mom: DON'T KILL ME!
Jules: Cheifff….
Chief: What?
Jules: Shawn broke my orange juice!
Shawn: Did not! It was Gus!
Gus: What!
Jules: Gus! *growls*
Shawn: He also stole your giraffe! I watched him!
Jules: GIVE IT BACK!*attacks Gus*
Gus: No, honestly, I didn't!
Shawn: *giggles and pulls a giraffe out of his pocket*
Jules: *screams*
Henry: Shawn! How many plants in the room?
Lassie: *snatches giraffe from Shawn and eats it*
Shawn: GASP
Gus: GASP
Lassie: BURP
Jules: I loved that thing…
Buzz: *runs back in* What'd I miss?
Chief: okayy... we've successfully wasted 3 hours. See you all tomorrow, if you make it that long…..
Gus: TO THE BLUEBERRY!
Shawn: Forget the blueberry man, I have new means of transportation! BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! *gets beamed up*
Everyone: GASP.
Gus: *tears up* he…he ditched me!
Yang: I'll go home with you Gus…. *winks*
Gus: AHHHHHHHH!
Buzz runs out, crashing through the door
Everyone: WHAT GUS?
Gus: I…I forgot.
Henry: Close your eyes and try harder, It'll come eventually.
Buzz: *runs back in* is Gus constipated? Push, Gus! Push harder!
Gus: AHHHH!
Everyone: WHAT NOW!
Gus: I remembered…
Everyone: And…!
Gus: …..I can't drive….
Buzz: *runs out*
Everyone: Will you stop doing that!
Jules: I still didn't find out who broke my orange juice…
A/N Well my friends all hate it, this story and this style of writing but screw what they say, right? I love it. Hope you did too! More chapters soon, tell me if you disagree with my friends! I honestly hate the author notes at the end of stories so ill shut up!