Little Bit of Happiness
NF1234: Bring on the happiness! YOSH!
NARU: What... The... Fuck... is wrong with you?
NF1234: Now Naru don't be like tht, ur gonna love this fanfiction tht I am finally puttin up
NARU: Really am I gonna like this one?
NF1234: (Looks insulted) Of course you will, but the beginning is gonna be a little rough so try to hang in there kay?
NARU: Wat the fuck do you mean rough~
NF1234: ANWAYS I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR NARUTO SHIPPUDEN IF I DID, I SHIT YOU NOT ITACHI WOULD BE FREAKIN BADASS WITH SHADES AND LOTS OF BITCHES, SASUKE WOULD BE HUNG BY HIS EXPOSED TESTICLES AND OROCHIMARU AND DANZO WOULD GET A STICK SHOVED SO FAR UP THEIR ASS THAT THEY WOULD TASTE BARK AND SANDAIME WOULDN'T BE SUCH A PUSSY!
CHAPTER 1: YEAH, SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
It all started 12 years after the attack of kyuubi and our favorite little sexy blond fox was arriving from Uzushiogakure (Village Hidden in the Whirlpools) where he was considered a prince, yet at the same time an outcast because he held the fox. It was a hot sunny afternoon when Naru, his mother Kushina, and their personal convoy arrived at the gates of Konoha. "Halt." stated the guard, "identification papers please?" asked the guard, he obviously did not see Naru or Kushina lest he pass out from bloodloss. Kushina was wearing a gold battle kimono trimmed with a bright sea green that was a low V-neck and showed off her ample breasts, red shinobi sandals with small heels that started from below her knee cap then down.(think Sakura shippuden's shoes only a blood red) Naru was wearing skin-tight biker shorts and an orange baggy jacket that was open and had scruffy furry lining the hole of the sleeves, hoody, and bottom hymn,(think Hinata pre-shippuden's jacket only suited to fit naru loosely and orange instead) and his head band tied loosely around his neck and that was it. Though they were wearing cloaks like that of the akatsuki but minus the red clouds of course.
After flashing the identification papers and moving on they didn't see the stunned looks of the guards as they continued to the hokage tower, "Holy fuck!" exclaimed Kotetsu, one of the guards. " 'Holy fuck' is right, when hokage-sama sees them he's gonna blow a gasket." complained Izumo, "And the village is gonna hafta here about how he finaly has his son and wife back, kami-dammit." continued Izumo only to be struck by a small bolt of lightining and look around suspiciously and cautiously. "Meh who knows, maybe hokage-sama will tone it down instead of jumping and/or 'Hiraishin'-ing all over the damn place." consoled Kotetsu, "Yeah right and orochimaru doesnt like little boys he prefers little pre-pubescent flat-chested pink-haired teenage girls with banshee voices as kekkai genkai. (srry couldn't help it i am a natural born sakura hater)" said Izumo with so much sarcasm that the audience was literally drowning in it.
KONOHA: MAIN ROAD
As the convoy made its way through the village they garnered alot of attention, though most wanted to avoid it, well except for the lovely red-head who was 'puttin on a gun show' and what not causing Naru to giggle at her antics. That my frineds is when "Shit Just Got Real". All eyes were diverted instantly and directly to the cloaked figure who had giggled then shrunk away from the stares, many wondering who it was, some liking the beautiful giggle and finding themselves wanting more, while others simply were curious as too who it was that was under the hood. While passing a near by store, a few kids no older than 6 were playing ball when one of them kicked it to hard and it rolled in front of the convoy. Many stopped as one of the children went to retrieve the ball, curious as to what would happen between these new comers and the children. As the kid made his way up to the group to get the ball one of the members took the intiative to meet him half way with the ball, the crowd that had gathered watched with baited breath as to what would happen and the Uzu group stood and waited for their companion.
HOKAGE TOWER: KAGE OFFICE
Minato was a very proud, strong, and upbeat man, but at this moment all he wanted to do was curl up in a ball and sulk. Why? Well for one this damn paper work just keeps Fucking multiplying DAMMIT! and two he misses his Shina-chan and his Naru-chan. As Minato was considering leaving for the day a flare of chakra and a 'poof' indicated that that might not be the case. He looked up and motioned for the occupant to relay his message. The messanger spoke, "Um hokage-sama, a group of cloaked people have just checked in and-" only to be interrupted by the Hokage, "Yeah and what of it Izumo people check in all the time it's not a big de-" and he was cut off by Izumo, "No hokage-sama I know, it's just that, well..." Izumo pondered finishing his sentence but had a bright idea. "Yeah yeah out with it already Izumo come on what is it?" Asked an annoyed and impatient hokage. "Well sir, you'll just have to check it out yourself and see what i was trying to say." and with that Izumo shunshin-ed out of the office leaving behind a slightly annoyed yet curious hokage.
KONOHA: MAIN ROAD
As the child reached up to take the ball he was able to see a peek at what the person behind the cloak looked like, and he saw dark auburn-ish red hair all spiked (liek naruto's only less and thicker spikes) and cream colored skin only with a tan-ish complexion (Sakura pre-shippuden's skin tone). After retrieving the ball from the stranger he asked, "hey mister can I see your face?" to which the strange person replied with a light yet tenor chuckle and said in a boy-ish voice, "Sorry but i'm playing ninja and my identity has to remain a secret or else I lose." with a little child-ish-ness to his voice and a pout at the end. "Oh, okay then." responded the little boy and went back to playing with his friends while all passerby's let out a breath they didn't know they were holding and continuede what they were doing. Meanwhile Naru was whispering something to Kushina that the smaller red head caught snippets of like, 'Told you he was becomin a big ol' softy' and 'Oh I remember the day when he first came out of you Naru-chan' this slightly irked the red-headed boy so he spoke in a slightly elevated voice and said, "Oi! lets get a move on already huh?" to which the mother-son duo responded with a happy 'HAI' and took off towards the kage tower at a faster rate, to which the rest of the group sweatdropped. "Like mother like son eh Toshiko?" asked one of the guards, "Yeah I'll say tsubasa." replied Toshiko.
With Minato
Minato was walking through the village admiring the people he almost gave his life to protect as he remembered how that fateful night went.
(FLASHBACK)
Outside of the very village minato was just newly crowned hokage of, was a nine-taild fox that was running rampant through the surrounding forest leaving destruction and even death in it's wake. But it was not the Bijuu's fault however as Danzo-the scheming one-eyed crippled bastard he is- had teamed up with Orochimaru and Hiruko 'The Chimera' of the leaf to enact a plan, all for their own benefits; Danzo proposed said plan and pointed out that with the attack on the village via the kyuubi, Konoha would be gone, here orochimaru began to slightly smirk, and Hiruko would have plenty of uchiha test subjects and what not for his expirements, here Hiruko simply nodded his head in approval, whilst Orochimaru frowned but Danzo was quick to assure Orochimaru that he would get his share as well. But Orochimaru and Hiruko were still weary of the old war hawk as they did not know his reasoning for warranting such an attack on his own village, now had they stopped and used their very intelligent quotient high brains they could've figured it out, but sadly they didn't. Atleast not until it was to late. But anyways back to kyuubi's destruction, bodies lay strewn across the ground, even trees, some fallen some miraculously untouched, but it was a gruesome sight nonetheless. One man stood alone gazing upon his fallen comrads with a mix of shock, grief and rage, with a hint of disbelief that something like this had happened. He had already had his wife moved to a safe location, via the anbu who were stationed there. After applying the seal to his one and only child he set forth to do the one deed he wished he'd never have to do. When Minato arrived on the scene he saw the kyuubi standing there gazing upon the havoc it had wreaked, almost in a trance, its tails wildly flailing behind it sturring up dust, wind, and even a few trees. That was when Minato saw it, there was a flash in the retinas of the kyuubi for a split second, almost impossible to catch even for minato, and then it was gone. But Minato had seen it, and he new, the tell tale signs all pointed to one thing and one thing only. HE FORGOT TO PUT A FINISHING COAT OF PAINT ON THE BEDROOM WALLS OF HIS SON'S NEW ROOM DAMMIT. But no seriously the kyuubi had not attacked on its own free will. The kyuubi was ripped from Kushina yes, but that was months before the birth, you see someone had snuck in to their old apartment and tried to forcefully induce labor upon Kushina, suffice to say that person did not see the light of day or night for that matter at all. but anyways, after trying to force her into early labor they managed to cause premature contractal functions of the vagina and uterus thus, immulating a false birth which the body took as a sign of weakness and set off to rectify that by concentrating on fixing the muscle spasms, leaving the bodies immunal and chakral defense open for invasion or extraction in this case. Allowing the person to seal the kyuubi into a sculpture before quickly sending it to a different dimension, via jikukan-no jutsu afterwards they were then quickly killed and thus they (minato, kushina, and Jiraiya) were never able to retrieve the kyuubi, now with this being said, they secretly made a plan to up the academy teachings and increase shinobi strength and numbers drastically but inconspicuosly. But once again back to the sealing site, Minato was just about to perform the SHIKI FUIN when one of Minato's close comrads offered to do it, to which he responded with a 'sorry old friend but I can't ask you to seal this beast into your own child and there is just no time.' to which the man responded by looking meaningfully into Minato's eyes and said in a grave yet strong voice filled with sorrow, 'I have no child to offer as I watched them die right before me.' this caused a pain to shoot through Minato's chest as he felt for the man, but nonetheless this was something he had to do. Until the man brought up a good point, 'Minato, please allow me this, allow me to meet my wife and child in a happier place, but in doing so, leave a mark that is forever lasting upon the face of humanity, I beg of you let my death be something that was of value and worth, not simply dying due to old age or some bastard enemy ninja who got in a lucky shot, please?' pleaded the man as Minato looked on with a sad look in his eye. This man-no broken shell of a man had lost everything in the span of a few hours and had nothing to live for. Minato had made his decision, quickly supplying the ninja with a few soldier pills he began instructing his friend, Kitai, as that is what he just gave the world, Hope,on how to do the jutsu before he initiated it.
(FLASHBACK END)
And the rest was all just a blur to him as he remembered bits and pieces of it, such as finally holding his son, the beating he recieved from Kushina, to the last moment he, Kushina, and Naruto would be a whole family until reunited, and finally to the ass load of paper work waiting for him once he returned to his office. Finally sturring out of his thoughts he heard whispers around him, not that he wasn't used to it, he was the hokage after all. No it was what they were whispering about that caught his attention. he caught snippets of it, but it was just enough to peak his interest in who these strangers were, he heard something along the lines of a 'Woman with the voice of an angel and the spirit of fire it's self; to 'a boy with the grace not even most veteran ninja trained in the art of stealth should have' to finally 'a boy with dark auburn-red hair who has quite a way with children'. So it was with a bundle of determination that Minato set off to where he heard the strangers were last seen.