My first fan-fic~~~ XD
WHAT IF MOOGLES INVADED THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS??!!
=THE CALAMITY FROM THE SKIES=
~One fateful night in Hollow Bastion…~
Ninja-costumed A : Look, this is soo cool, kupo!
Ninja-costumed B : Seriously, you can really go to different worlds with that?
Ninja-costumed C : Aww, c'mon! No one would notice, kupo!
Ninja-costumed D : Yeah, besides, we're all really small, we'll fit in fine, kupo!
Other 9 ninja-costumed beings looked up to them, grinning.(I doubt how they do that..)
Ninja-costumed B(we could assume now that he is the leader…) : Fine, but who's gonna manu—
Before the leader of the ninja-costumed creatures even tried to finish his sentence, all the others have comfortably climbed..uh flew in the "colourful-suppose-to-travel-to-other-worlds-ship", "Ready for take off! In three- " The leader hurriedly climbed..well, flied in the cockpit. "two-",shouted the eager-looking companion of his, "one! BLAST OFF!!!!
"But I swear! I saw it with my own eyes!! There's these small black ninja thingies, about 13 of them! And they took flight on that prototype Gummi Ship Cid is working on!!"
Leon stared at the bewildered look of Yuffie's face in disbelief. "Yeah, like I was gonna believe in all those when you're the one who flew the Gummi Ship and you destroyed it and you tried to hide it."
"Oh Gawd, you read my mind…but I was right into it before those ninjas came in!" Yuffie shouted.
" I really don't know whether to believe you or not, but if Cid finds out about this, you're the first person he'll after, and who knows what'll he do to you." Yuffie wouldn't want that to happen again. The last time she filled up Cid's pants with melted sea-salt ice cream, he got so furious and punished her to clean the bathroom for three weeks straight. The aches in her back still stings.
"But I didn't—"
"DIDN'T WHAT?!!" Cid appears randomly from out of nowhere, he's brows furrowed with his pupils' straight at the little ninja. Yuffie felt a lump in her throat. She ran under the table for cover.
"You can't run now~~~"
Just then, Aerith comes in.
Aerith : This is reeeeeeeaally weird. It's like the Moogles in this town are decreasing or something.
Yuffie : See! I told you! They even took the Moogles away!
Yuffie moves out from table, standing next to Cid bravely, proving she's right.
Leon : I dunno Yuffie.
Cid : Well, yeah. But it'll be their doom if they took the Gummi Ship with them.
Yuffie : Whaddya mean?
Cid : That thing's a failure. Didn't you read the sign on the garage?
Yuffie : There was a sign?
Leon : Glad you weren't in it, huh?
Yuffie took in a deep breath. Wow, if it wasn't because of those ninja-thieves, I would be like struggling for oxygen by now!
Yuffie : …but then, what about all those helpless liitle Moogles??!!
Cid : Beats me.
Yuffie : That's very heartless of you Cid!
Yuffie walks towards the door and slammed it shut, hard.
Leon : Guess she's gonna mourn for those Moogles.
Aerith : What'll we do with the lost Moogles?
Cid : Nah, you guys dun have to worry 'bout those Moogles. They're very capable of adapting themselves with their environment, ya know?
So, Leon left the house without a word and head for the Bailey. Cid continue on with his project of making the defense mechanism in Hollow Bastion. Aerith sat by the bed, trying to read the Adventures With Winnie The Pooh book, but she can't because the book is way to shiny that she think she'll go blind if she stare even longer. So, she placed the book back at its place on the shelf.
Then, she just…sat there..
~Somewhere in The World That Never Was~
Demyx, with a lollipop in his mouth, and Xigbar carrying half the groceries they bought from the nearby 7-11 That Never Was under Xemnas' order, after they had cause enough ruckus in the Kitchen That Never Was (Zexion's face is still pale green and Xemnas just have to find a way to ward them out off the castle) , is heading home, to their lovely The Castle That Never Was, when suddenly…
KABOOOOMMM!!!!
"Whuzzat??!" cried Demyx, lollipop almost falling from his mouth.
"Dunno, but it sounded like as if it came from the backyard of the castle. Wow, wonder what Axel did this time?" responded Xigbar.
"Nah, that didn't sound like Axel. Probably a UFO just hit a planet somewhere and had to emergency-land at the backyard…wait-WHOO!! ALIENS!!!"
Xigbar couldn't help but to ran after Demyx, already eager to meet his so-called alien friends…
~In The Superior's office~
Xemnas : That was one big explosion… What happened?
Sai'x: Dunno, I'll go check it out..
Before Sai'x get to hold on the door knob, the door just flung open, hitting Sai'x right at his X-scar.
Xigbar : Ooops, sorry there…hehheh
Sai'x : (mumble mumble) *leaves room*
Demyx, the one who flung the door open, just ran towards the Superior, ignoring the in-pain-Sai'x and holds out something to Xemnas' face as if it was treasure he just found, jumping up and down like a mad rabbit.
Xemnas : Isn't that..a Moogle?
Demyx : YAY!! 10 POINTS!!!!!CAN I KEEP IT???? PRETTY PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEE????????
Xemnas :*sigh* How many times have I told you Number IX, no more pets—
Demyx : Awwww, it's okay ! You can have one if want one too!! There's like a whole bunch of them in the castle! You're always soo emotionless, but I know, deep down, you're the nicest person in the whole world! You even got us Moogles so we won't feel boring in our holidays! Thank you, Superior!!!
With this, Demyx dashes out of the office. Xigbar follows.
Xemnas : ….. I had a bad feeling of this….
Heavy-heartedly, Xemnas left his office and to his surprise, which added to more headaches then he already had, a number of Moogles are flying and scattered almost everywhere in the castle!
"KUPO! KUPO! KUPO!"
One of the Moogles flew away with bits of paper in its mouth (not that Moogles do have a mouth ,right? Hmm….), chased by an angry Zexion; another Moogle messed up with Larxene's hair, causing her to be highly electrified, that's a danger zone..,Xemnas reminded himself; there's banging and crashing in the basement, he wouldn't dare to find out..Then, he heard screamings and shoutings from the kitchen. There, he found Axel and Roxas chasing after those Moogles, which would have seemed that those creatures have eaten their Sea-Salt Ice Creams..yeah..there won't be any other reason for them to do so..except that..
Xemnas : XIII, what is that in your hand?
Roxas : Oh this? It's a net, Your Superior!
Xemnas : Net?
Roxas : I'm Moogle-fishing, Your Superior!
Axel : That's right! M-O-O-G-L-E—F-I-S-H-I-N-G. Got it memorized? Didn't you watch Spongebob??
Right… Spongebob, that yellow square-absorbent-thing, children nowadays are so easily influenced with TV programmes.. Hmmm, maybe if we have Spongebob as our mascot, wouldn't it be easier to gather hearts from those children who would willingly do anything for their favourite cartoon character? "YOUR SUPERIOR!" Oh, this is not the time to ponder with such things..
Xemnas leaves for the backyard, where the voice had come from, which is located behind the kitchen, leaving those two continue with their Moogle-fishing.
Sai'x : It seems like that those Moogles came out from this colourful lego-like thing.
That lego-like thing a.k.a 'Gummi Ship' is now in shambles.
Xemnas : Apparently so.
Sai'x : And it seems like this vessel of theirs won't work any longer, not at this state..
Xemnas : Great…
"Hey Xemnas!!" Marluxia, which is looking rather happy (strange….) ran towards them and said in a happily (very strange….) way, "I have no idea what kind of creature that came out from that thing, but that creature is really good tending my garden! I mean, look at my flowers! "said Marluxia, motioning to his beautiful bed of roses. "Can I keep it?"
By the time Xemnas wanted to answer that ridiculous request, a Moogle with an ice cream stick stuck to its mouth flew past by him and yeah, his head got caught in a net.
Axel : Roxas!
Roxas : Uh-Oh……
Xemnas, with the net still on his head, turned around to face the blond-haired kid.
"Number XIII.."
"…Uh….Yes, sir??" Roxas answered, terrified. It's very obvious that his whole body is shaking right now, Axel could see that clearly.
" I now order you and Number VIII to round up all this Moogles with whatever method you desire, tell the other members in the castle to do so too and meet up in The Round Room in 30 minutes. Are we clear?"
"..Y-Yes, sir! " Roxas slowly pulls up his net and ran off towards Axel, both then leaves the room.
" Number XI, I want you to keep that Moogle and we'll meet in the Round Room later. And Number VII, go and tell IV about this. He'll come up with something."
"Will do."
"YAY! I GOTTA KEEP IT!!!"
"It's a Moogle! And don't lose it!"
"Gotcha!" Marluxia left with a big grin(scary….) in his face.
-----After 30 minutes, which then extended to hours and hours, after the members are done chasing those Moogles-----
~In The Round Room~
(Oh yeah, let's just say that these Moogle cannot communicate with the Nobodies in language they both understands..xp)
"Finally!" Xaldin was the last one to enter, placing the Moogle in a cage rested in the middle of the room.
"Is everyone here? " The Superior started head-counting.
"All accounted for!" Roxas answered, trying to please the Superior from what he did before.
Xemnas stopped counting and faces the kid sitting across him."Very well,then."
"KUPO! KUPO!" The Moogles shouted frantically in the cage, well, not all the Moogles are there. Only three of them were free, one on Roxas', Demyx' and Marluxia's laps each. It seems like they get along quite fine, and the fact that the Moogles behaved very nicely towards them allowed Xemnas to ignore them.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY??!!!" Larxene glared evilly at the cage. The room stood silent.
"….Soo…what are we gonna do with them?"
"Dude,we reallyhave to find a way to get them back from wherever they come from!" replied Xigbar. Luxord shrugs. " How?"
"NOO!!! I WANNA KEEP 'EM!!" shouted Demyx, hugging his 'pet' Moogle tightly. "Xemnas said I could!"
"I DID NOT! ...*clears throat*.. Whatever it is, we'll just have to wait for Number IV to make his report on our current situation, then I'll decide what'll we do."
A few minutes later, Vexen enters, ready for his report.
"Number IV?"
"*shrugs* Unfortunately, the vessel they're on are completely broken, obviously because some of important parts are missing and caused the function to—"
"Can you fix it?" Xemnas asks, growing impatient.
"I can, but I can't do it in one go."
Xemnas gave out a sigh. "How long?"
"About 2 weeks, I guess.."
"YAY! So that means we'll get to keep them for 2 weeks, right??? RIGHT???" Demyx' blue-green eyes shines.
" Ironically, they areall 13 of them," said Zexion.
"Fine, then. Each of you will have to take care one of those Moogles and one of you need to take two. Number IX, you take two."
"YAY!! I GET TWO MOOGLES!! No wait- That's not fair! Xemnas need to have one too! I'm okay with this little guy here~~~"
There's somewhat a little smirk of pleasure in Larxene's and Axel's faces.
Oh great, why does he have to be brilliant this time?"Its decided, each of us are going to have ONE moogle to care for. Pick one from the cage and bring them to your room or do whatever you want with them, until their vessel is fixed. Dismissed."
"Oh wait, we need to NAME THEM!"
"Name them?" Xemnas turned towards the dirty blond-hair teen.
"Yup! It's what people would normally do to pets right?"
Even if you name them, how are you gonna tell the difference? All of them look exactly the same—furry-white body, a big red-pink nose, two bat-like wings, very tiny arms and legs, and a large red pom pom on their head.
"Hey, these Moogles could have an Organization on their own, I mean, it's like, they are thirteen of them, and thirteen of us, we were named with Roman numbers, so we could name these Moogles with—"
"GREEK ALPHABETS!",Larxene, Marluxia, Roxas, Xigbar, Luxord and Demyx shouted in unison, even before Axel could finish his sentence.
"Interesting.." Zexion added," So in Greek alphabetical order we have Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi and Omega."(don't ever ask how to pronounce those..)
And this is how the Organization XIII members reacted to their newly-named pets…
"Cool! Mine's Iota!! " Demyx' face XDDDDD "Iota! Say hello to Alpha up there!" Xemnas couldn't come up with any word to calm them down, now that even Zexion's with them.
"Zeta, that sounds awesome~" Zexion looks down to his Moogle. The Moogle could feel a slight sense of insecure in those dark-blue eyes of his..
"Theta, huh? So your name's Theta! T-H-E-T-A! Got it memorized? Though you kept reminding me of angles…Man, I hate maths.." The Moogle just stared back at him. "So what's yours?" Axel called on Roxas.
" Eh? It's Nu. That sounds really cute!!!" Roxas holds up the same expression as Demyx did.
"Oh, then mine's Mu…how are you suppose to pronounce that anyway?" Larxene askes The Cloacked Schemer.
"I think it's like Mu as if in Mu-sic?" Zexion replied, without facing Larxene. His mind is already full with so many plans he's going to carry on with his little new friend.
"And so mine will be Lambda, Xigbar's Beta, Xaldin's Gamma, Vexen's Delta, wow that really suits him! O..kay, Lexeaus' Epsilon, Sai'x' Eta and Luxord's…Kappa??"
Xaldin, Sai'x, Vexen and Lexeaus just nod.
"Freaking awesome~~~" Xigbar lift up his Beta.
"….Huh, a KAPPA??! How come a cute creature like that ended up being named after a horrible water sprite??!!!"
"Don't look at me! Ask the Greeks, they invented it! Besides, all of you agreed on Greek Alphabets! It just so happen that yours…uh….Kappa…"
"Can I change?"
"No, Luxord. Life is game, live it," Can't believe that came out from Demyx.
Luxord hissed.
"Are we done now? "
"YUP!! YAY, NOW I GOT A NEW FRIEND TO PLAY WITH!!!" That's Demyx alright.
"Dismissed."
~Somewhere far away..~
Gojyo : HACC—CHUIIIII!!!!!!
Sanzo : ??!
Hakkai : You alright?
Goku : You caught a cold?
Gojyo : *sniffling* Nah, someone must've been talking about my good-looking charms~~~
Sanzo : Yeah, right…