Once there was a nice he-she from Eldin. Her\his name was Black. She\he was about 12 years old and treasured the legend of the goddesses. Black dreamed of being a triforce bearer for many years. Then Ganondorf came and said-

"I can't rule worth crap, I can't win a single battle, and I all around suck. I would be honoured to have such an awesome being as you to hold my triforce."

'Sure." Said Black. He\she murdered Ganondorf and took his triforce. But he\she accidently put it on backwards and had to get plastic surgery to fix it. Black decided she\he needed a new wardrobe to be the ruler of power. He\she broke into 5oo houses and smashed tons of pots to get rupees.

Then he/she realized he/she didn't need the rupees and could just steal the clothes. So he\she glued all the pots back together and replaced the rupees.

Then he\she went and stole the clothes. A bathrobe. She placed a pot on her head for a hat.

"Hey, I look Powerful! Whahahahaah." He\she shouted ecstatically. Almost immediately a beautiful rainbow appeared and down floated Din in red, Nayru in blue, And Farore in green.

"Tomatoes." Said Din.

"Broccoli." Said Farore.

"Blueberries." Nayru said.

"What?" Black said.

"We each have a royal veggie named for our colour." Nayru said.

"Cool." Black said "But broccoli's the only veggie there."

"PUMPKINS!" Replied the goddesses.

Black the left in a huff. "I'm going to take over Hyrule." She said randomly.

Black then wanted to be a girl. So she went to Kokiri forest and stole some elf clothes. She was sooo happy. She cut the skirt shorter, took off the sleeves on the jacket, and put slashes on the leggings. Finally she placed the elfish hat on her head.

"It's better than my bathrobe" she exclaimed.

Later that night Link was walking to Kakariko village down the middle of Main Street. Unfortunately for him he noticed Ganondorf's dead body. He went crazy.

"Why the heck am I on this stupid adventure if he's dead? Know what? I'm going to find this person and attack them! No one kills my nemesis but me!" Link then blew up as well as the rest of the world.

This is Jay- Thoren's reading up random future chapters.

-Good-bye