Oops Chel Did it Again

By The Almighty Oracle aka Guadalupe del Oceano

(sung to the Britney Spears tune "Opps I did it again")

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think Chel did it again, she made you believe she's more then a fling

Oh Tulie

She might seem like a bitch but that doesn't mean she's serious.

'Cause to lose her virginity, that is just so typically Chel.

Oh Tulie, Tulie

Oops!...Chel is a whore she slept around, got lost in the woods oh Tulie, Tulie, Oops you think She's in love, She's sent from a burlesque house She's not that innocent!

You see her problem is this

she's scheming away

Wishing that Miguel, won't discover it

She tries, sleeping around

Can't you see she's a slut

in so many ways?

But to lose her virginity, That is just so typically Chel

Tuli..o!

Oops!...Chel is a whore she slept around, got lost in the woods oh Tulie, Tulie, Oops you think She's in love, She's sent from a burlesque house She's not that innocent!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"

"Chel, before you leave there is something I want you to have."

"Oh it's beautiful, but wait a minuet isn't this...?"

"Yeah yes, it is"

"But I thought it was sent to xibalba?"

"Well baby, I went down and got it for you."

"Thanks um...you shouldn't have now what was your name again?"

"I'm Tulio, don't you remember we slept together in El Dorado?"

"Oh yeah you were the false god right. I just slept with so many...you just didn't seem that important."

Oops!...Chel is a whore she slept around got lost in the woods oh Tulie Tulie. Oops you think She's in love, She's sent from a burlesque house She's not that innocent!

Oops!...Chel is a whore she slept around got lost in the woods oh Tulie Tulie. Oops you think She's in love, She's sent from a burlesque house She's not that innocent!

Oops!...Chel is a whore she slept around got lost in the woods oh Tulie Tulie. Oops you think She's in love, She's sent from a burlesque house She's not that innocent!