Authors' Note: We began work on this skit about the beginning school year
of 2001 so please do not take our hard work without asking us. We're
putting this up for pure entertainment! Nothing more than that. This isn't
the full version because we had to cut it down due to a 90 second time
limit. Anyways, we did perform this skit at Animazement Convention 2002 and
had a blasted. This skit also marked our first debut as the cosplay group,
Ichiban no Otaku. So enjoy!
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(The Revision of Cosplay Skit 2002)
Do We Have a Death Wish? Yes, we do!
Yahiko-chan: :standing facing the audience: We now return to the fight between Saitou Hajime and Himura the Battousai.. Fight!
:Kenshin gets up as Hitokiri Battousai and Saitou backs off. Saitou gets in second Gatotsu stance and Kenshin holds his sword in a low defensive stance. Saitou advances towards Kenshin and just a few steps before he thrush his sword, Saitou performs it in Matrix Style:
Ken-chan: :blocks the gatotsu and performs Hitsen Misturugi Ryu Kan Sen and hits Saitou in back of the neck, SOFTLY:
Saitou-chan: :falls on the ground or softly in the wall:
Ken-chan: You know, you would be dead if it weren't for this :holds up his sword and gives an annoying look: Damn sword!
Saitou-chan: Shut up!
Ken-chan: Get up. This would be a pathetic end for our first duel in ten years.
Saitou-chan: :stands up: An ending? Yes, that's what I had plan but now I changed my mind...I will kill you now.
Ken-chan: I will kill you now? Stay in the right series! This isn't Gundam Wing dammit!
Ken-chan: :runs at Saitou:
Saitou-chan: :pulls out doll on belt: Behold!
Ken-chan: :falls and slides on the ground from shock:
Saitou-chan: Mini-me!
Ken-chan: :snaps fingers: Yahiko, the box!
Yahiko-chan: :bows to Ken-chan, goes over to the box, bows again, picks up the box, goes over to Ken-chan, and lifts the lid:
Ken-chan: :pulls out doll: Oh look, I have one too. :mocking tone:
Saitou-chan: Damn. Oh well.
:Fight immenses between the dolls.After about a minute, Saitou-chan puts doll back in his belt and Ken-chan puts doll back in the box. Yahiko-chan takes the doll away and sits in Buddah position:
:Ken-chan goes into Battoujitsu and Saitou-chan goes into 2ed Gatotsu. Attack each other, on break of Saitou-chan's sword, Yahiko holds up a sign explaing what has happened and Saitou-chan quickly puts broken tag on sword:
Ken-chan: :puts sword up to his face: Next strike you head will fly.
Saitou-chan: Oh, now look who thinks he's Heero Yuy :performs another second gatotsu: (say slowly and make it last)
Ken-chan: Shinsengumi were known for perfecting their attacks and your's, Saitou, is that freakin' gatotsu.
Saitou-chan: First rule of Shinsengumi, shun all that upposes the way of the samuri. Fleeing an opponent is such a thing. :yells: Die, you shrimp! :starts acting out gatotsu:
Ken-chan: You shoose your pride over your life. Good sentament.
Saitou-chan: :throws sword at Ken-chan:
Ken-chan: :sword hits head:
Saitou-chan: :runs behind Kenshin: Shall we end this? :make/try a knuckle sound:
Ken-chan: :turns around with a loving expression: Screw Kaoru! :throws sword away: Saitou, I love you! :flys at Saitou-chan.
Saitou-chan: :horrified expression and runs off the stage, screaming:
Ken-chan: :chuckles: Hitsen Mitsurugi Ryu triumphs again!
The End
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(The Revision of Cosplay Skit 2002)
Do We Have a Death Wish? Yes, we do!
Yahiko-chan: :standing facing the audience: We now return to the fight between Saitou Hajime and Himura the Battousai.. Fight!
:Kenshin gets up as Hitokiri Battousai and Saitou backs off. Saitou gets in second Gatotsu stance and Kenshin holds his sword in a low defensive stance. Saitou advances towards Kenshin and just a few steps before he thrush his sword, Saitou performs it in Matrix Style:
Ken-chan: :blocks the gatotsu and performs Hitsen Misturugi Ryu Kan Sen and hits Saitou in back of the neck, SOFTLY:
Saitou-chan: :falls on the ground or softly in the wall:
Ken-chan: You know, you would be dead if it weren't for this :holds up his sword and gives an annoying look: Damn sword!
Saitou-chan: Shut up!
Ken-chan: Get up. This would be a pathetic end for our first duel in ten years.
Saitou-chan: :stands up: An ending? Yes, that's what I had plan but now I changed my mind...I will kill you now.
Ken-chan: I will kill you now? Stay in the right series! This isn't Gundam Wing dammit!
Ken-chan: :runs at Saitou:
Saitou-chan: :pulls out doll on belt: Behold!
Ken-chan: :falls and slides on the ground from shock:
Saitou-chan: Mini-me!
Ken-chan: :snaps fingers: Yahiko, the box!
Yahiko-chan: :bows to Ken-chan, goes over to the box, bows again, picks up the box, goes over to Ken-chan, and lifts the lid:
Ken-chan: :pulls out doll: Oh look, I have one too. :mocking tone:
Saitou-chan: Damn. Oh well.
:Fight immenses between the dolls.After about a minute, Saitou-chan puts doll back in his belt and Ken-chan puts doll back in the box. Yahiko-chan takes the doll away and sits in Buddah position:
:Ken-chan goes into Battoujitsu and Saitou-chan goes into 2ed Gatotsu. Attack each other, on break of Saitou-chan's sword, Yahiko holds up a sign explaing what has happened and Saitou-chan quickly puts broken tag on sword:
Ken-chan: :puts sword up to his face: Next strike you head will fly.
Saitou-chan: Oh, now look who thinks he's Heero Yuy :performs another second gatotsu: (say slowly and make it last)
Ken-chan: Shinsengumi were known for perfecting their attacks and your's, Saitou, is that freakin' gatotsu.
Saitou-chan: First rule of Shinsengumi, shun all that upposes the way of the samuri. Fleeing an opponent is such a thing. :yells: Die, you shrimp! :starts acting out gatotsu:
Ken-chan: You shoose your pride over your life. Good sentament.
Saitou-chan: :throws sword at Ken-chan:
Ken-chan: :sword hits head:
Saitou-chan: :runs behind Kenshin: Shall we end this? :make/try a knuckle sound:
Ken-chan: :turns around with a loving expression: Screw Kaoru! :throws sword away: Saitou, I love you! :flys at Saitou-chan.
Saitou-chan: :horrified expression and runs off the stage, screaming:
Ken-chan: :chuckles: Hitsen Mitsurugi Ryu triumphs again!
The End