Okay. I admit I LOVE GREEN DAY! I decided to make up a story of pure Green day songfics! YAY! This is rated funny. I dont think its funny. This song is called Platypus. It's on Nimrod #8. WARNING: VERY COLORFUL USE OF LANGUAGE!
Chapter 1. Platypus
It was the annual Dueling Club Match. It was Malfoy vs. Harry again.
"Rictusempra!" shouted Malfoy.
"Serpensortia!" yelled Harry.
Using his Parstle Tongue ability, he commended the snake to attack Malfoy. But instead it quickly ripped Malfoy's pants off. Malfoy blushed a brilliant pink. Everyone noticed that Malfoy's boxers happened to say 'DM+HG' all over them.
Thoroughly embarassed, Malfoy fled. He ran all the way to the Common Room that he happened to get because he was Head Boy.
Malfoy's POV
He was in his bed. He had the covers over his head. He was drawing and writing 'MUST KILL POTTY' all over. He looked at his very graphic picture.
'I hate potty. I hate Potty. I hate Potty. I hate Potty- stupid muggle radio'
You rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes aroung is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground
'Stupid Pot-head. Let's see... death thoughts. hmm... tortured slowly by making out with Weaslette? No... not good enough.'
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or that you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you wanna hear
Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU!
''Hmm, maybe if I "make love" to Weaslette. No, they're traders. Maybe the Mudblood! No. Something that I might actually be able to do...'
I heard you're sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die
'If only Scar-head hadn't defated the fuckin' Dark Lord. Even though I hate what he did... WHAT! Did I just think that! Oh no... I'm turning soft! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!'
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or that you don't care.
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you wanna hear
Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU
'Seroiusly, if only the dark lord wasn't defated... he would've rid the world of all the mudbloods...sighes'
Dickhead, fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen,
I hope you die! Hey!
Red eye, code blue, I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground,
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave.
'Sometimes, I feel like I just wanna strangle Potty. It would be funny if his eyes came out of his skull. Hmmmmmm...'
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or that you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you wanna hear
Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU, Cuz I HATE YOU,Cuz I HATE YOU.
' Where was I? Ah, yes, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!'
Knock, Knock, knock
He opened the door and there was Hermione.
"Stay away from me Malfoy!" she yelled at him
So, there you go. For Green Day lovers everywhere. I love this song, its funny. NO FLAMING!