Announcer : Hello, and welcome to the Fan-Fic show with Pikachu and Klingon !
Klingon : Did you threaten the announcer again ?
Pikachu : Sorry, I couldn't resist !
Klingon : death by bad fan-fic for you, announcer boy !
Announcer : No ! I'll give you the secret sauce ! I surrender !
Pikachu : What the hell ? What does that have to do with anything ?
Announcer : It was Bob, the universal janitor ! He made me do it !
Pikachu : I knew a rip-off was coming up somewhere !
Klingon : Today, we have Ax the andalite
Pikachu : And, we have Ash Kattchem the moron from Pokemon,
Klingon : Aveen-Klauut-Volvev, from the Andalite Affair,
Pikachu : And an Anonymous Romulan as a plot filler.
Klingon : This is all brought to you by Plot-holes.
Pikachu falls through a plot-hole
Klingon : Never Fails.
A second Pikachu falls from the sky
Pikachu : Now, please welcome Ax !
Ax : Hello, I am happy to be on his two dimensional form of entertainment !
Pikachu : Yes and soon you won't
Klingon : Shouldn't he talking in thought-speech ?
Pikachu : Yes, but we can't afford it, we're on budget here.
Klingon : Ax, Stop eating the carpet !
Ax : But its tasty ! Do you have any Salt and Grease ?
Pikachu : He's over the edge.
Klingon : He's lost the will to live !
Pikachu : So Ax, tell us about yourself.
Ax goes on to explain entire story
Klingon : Well Ax, we have a surprise for you !
Pikachu : Visser 3 come on out !
Visser 3 walks on to stage
Crowd cheers as he walks
Visser 3 : They love me, they really love me !
Pikachu : Actually, We bribed them.
Klingon : Just don't tell them it was monopoly money !
Aximilli : Piece of Yeerk Shit !
Visser 3 : Hey ! Yeerks don't Shit !
Aximilli : Are you sure ?
Visser 3 : That would explain the crappy controller- Fanfic authors.
Pikachu : A list of current fan-fic author-controllers.
Klingon : Mewkablue
Pikachu : Who has written about 10 stories
Klingon : and have yet to get rating over 3.40,
Pikachu : Metaphor Man
Klingon : Who wrote a two-line,
Pikachu : without sense and no meaning,
Klingon : all-caps Fanfic that sucked more ass
Pikachu : than ass its self and was crappier than crap,
Klingon : Shitter than shit and Chitter than chit !
Ax : But was that yeerk shit or regular shit ?
Pikachu : We never examined it too closely .
Klingon : To avoid being trapped in crappy fan-fiction.
Visser 3 : You exposed my top agents, Nooo !
Ax : This was pointless, very pointless.
Pikachu : Yes, it was. On to our next guest , Ash Kattchem !
Ash walks on to stage and gets a seat, after two seconds, he falls off.
Visser 3 : Ha Ha Ha ! Take that you lunchbag !
Ash : No Fair, I'm the pokemon master !
Pikachu : Sure, you are. Now stay still like a good boy so mommy can change your diaper and it'll be all better.
Ash : Hey ! Stop making fun of me ! I'm a pokemon master !
Klingon : That's getting old, mashed potato-ass.
Pikachu : Listen up, you suck and you pokemon suck. Your pokemon couldn't kill a yeerk in 4 days and your a crybaby.
Klingon : We're running out of seats and we need to bring our next guest !
Pikachu : Don't Worry ! I've got it all covered !
Ash falls though a plot-hole and two more seats come out
Visser 3 : A fair trade
Pikachu : and the plot-hole was being generous !
Klingon :Now our next guest, Aveen-Klauut-Volvev from the Andalite Affair!
Pikachu : wait, you didn't finish that fan-fic, its still on your hard drive !
Klingon : Oh yeah, sorry Aveen !
Aveen : No problem, Klingon !
Pikachu : Bring out the Romulan !
A Romulan walks out and sits down
Romulan : Hello
Pikachu : Hello Sub-Commander, Show us what you do !
Romulan starts break-dancing on the stage floor, Break-dancing causes a plot-hole and Romulan falls through.
Pikachu : Well, that's the show
Klingon : Brought to by plot-holes.
Pikachu : Oh Shit !
Pikachu falls through a plot-hole
Klingon : Never fails, I told you !
Third Pikachu from the sky
Pikachu : And also brought to by
Klingon : Break-Dancing Romulans Inc.
Pikachu : You have entered the Triangle Zone,
Pikachu : You will suffer a horrible death,
Pikachu : by a thousand and fifty-three paper cuts !
Audience Member : I Don't think that was in the brochure !
Audience Member 2 : I want a Refund !
Audience Member 3 : Yeah, me too ! Micheal Jackson Rulez !!!!!
Pikachu : Head for the hills !
Pikachu : Here have some brochures !
Pikachu throws brochures
Audience Members 1 & 2 die by thousand and fifty-three paper cuts
Audience Member 3 avoid death by grabbing his nuts like Micheal Jackson
THE END