AN: I know, I know, work on my other stories… But I had an idea, and I decided to do it… I'm sorry… AND YES I KNOW THE QUIRKS ARE WRONG! BUT I HAVE A REASON!
Harry Potter, boy-who-lived, sat under a cloak shifting a little bit as he tried to get something right. "no… too far to the left, that'th wwrong…" He muttered, a slight lisp in his voice that was only slight because he was muttering it. "ah thcreww it..." He decided, looking up with his glasses to reveal that they had red and blue lenses for some reason.
"Excuse me, have you seen a toad, Neville's lost one." A girl with bushy brown hair asked rudely, and a little shyly, barging in.
"no i haven't tho thhovve off and leave me alone." He told her annoyed.
"Are you lisping? Is that something that can't be fixed with magic? I'm Hermione Granger by the way, I'm Muggleborn of course but I've read up a lot so I think I'm pretty much set, what's your name?" She said without shutting up.
"harry potter, but i prefer thollux captor." He told her annoyed, and wondering why she sounded familiar…
"Sollux? Why does that sound so familiar…?" She wondered, tapping her lip confused.
"tho, you thaid thomething about magic getting rid of thith lithp?" He asked curiously.
"Well, it was an assumption, but now that I think about it it's impossible to get rid of a lisp with magic, since magicals don't usually have them for some reason..."
"ah well, jutht wwondered." Sollux said with a shrug. He then frowned as he realised he had been stuttering slightly on the V's and W's…
"That's even more familiar…" She muttered, trying to think.
"wwell i havve a multiple perthonality dithorder…" He explained.
"No, That Stutter…" She frowned, her voice changing slightly.
"kan?" He asked curiously.
"Kan… Kanaya… But You Sound Like Eridan…" She muttered, remembering something.
"again, multiple perthonalitieth." He pointed out.
"But Why Didn't I Remember Before That?" She asked confused.
"probably cauthe you had no reathon to remember." He said with a shrug.
"I… I Suppose, But Then Why Do You Have The Stutter?" She asked him.
"Eritholthprite." He explained. "i got part of it, tho i'm guething that the retht of my quirk ith wwith wwhoevver eridan became." He explained the best he could.
"Since You're two different People…"
"wwe wwere thplit into our old thelveth wwith a couple of each other'th quirkth." He finished her sentence. "tho no, i'm not eridan, thorry to burtht your bubble." He apologised to her.
"No It's My Fault, I Made An Assumption…"
"funny, you remember wwhile athking about a toad, or a frog." Sollux joked.
"Indeed… Well, I Must Be Off, I Did Promise To Help Neville." Kanaya, for that's who she had been in a past life, apologised.
"thee you later kan!" He called to her as she left, having taken Eridan's quirk path in the nicknaming.
Hours later
Sollux stepped into the main hall, his cloak now converted into a scarf, he had been lying a little with the personality thing, it was more that Eridan's personality took over occasionally, meaning rude to those that annoyed him, and constant middle things, of course, he now had some of Eridan's personality in his own, such as constantly wearing a scarf.
"wwell, iit look2 liike potter'2 deciided to be fa2hiionable." A boy with blonde, slicked back hair and a purple streak in the middle said, causing Sollux to feel a painful tugging in his chest, instinctively clutching it, the boy strangely doing the same…
"wwhat did you do?" Sollux asked, gasping in pain.
"ii diidn't do anythiin!" He protested, dropping to his knees and having trouble breathing.
"Sollux Are You Ok?" Kanaya asked, walking over.
"i… i'm fine kan…" Sollux gasped out. "jutht in pain…"
"kan? wwaiit… kan?!" The boy gasped in shock.
"wwell… lookth like we found the other half…" Sollux noted, reaching a hand out to the boy. "thollux captor." He said, knowing what to do.
"eriidan ampora." The boy said shaking it. As soon as their hands shook the pain vanished, but they found a new weight where it had been, letting go and standing up they found that they had some sort of new link.
"ah thhit…" Sollux grumbled.
"wwell, ii per2onally fiind iit odd that wwe both havve my 2tutter." Eridan noted.
"i kinda aththummed that it wwas jutht a big part of the thprite." Sollux pointed out. "wwe didn't havve the lithp back then."
"ii 2uppo2e…" Eridan agreed.
"tho wwhat'th your name here?" Sollux asked.
"draco malfoy, iit'2 a very iimportant name."
"yeah thure, thould i care?"
"no."
"jutht checking."
"So Are You Two Going To Actually Talk Or Just Stare Into Each Other's Eyes All Day?" Kanaya asked.
"wwhat are you talkiin about?" Eridan asked confused.
"wwe wwere jutht talking." Sollux told her.
"No You Were Staring Into Each Other's Eyes."
"wwere wwe?" Eridan asked Sollux.
"wwell, wwhile wwe wwere talking." Sollux said with a shrug.
"Sollux You Replied To Nothing." Kanaya told him.
"really? huh, that'th weird…"
"iit mu2t be part a the liink." Eridan suggested.
"maybe…"
"You Both Spoke." Kanaya told them.
"kan, d'you mind making thure wwe talk out loud?" Sollux asked carefully.
"Whenever I'm Around I Will." She promised.
"thank2 kan." Eridan thanked with a nod.
"It's No Problem." She assured him.
"Harry Mate! What are you doing with this slimy snake?" A redhead asked rudely barging in and shoving Kanaya to the side.
Eridan and Sollux didn't even need to think before they raised their left hands, flipping him off in sync.
"thcrew you, wwe're not mateth." Sollux told him.
"and ii am not a 2limy 2nake for one 2nake2 are actually dry iit'2 a common mii2conception." Eridan added.
"What's with your stupid lisp mate? And shove off snake!" The boy said stupidly, as everyone with half a brain back away, other than Kanaya who was on the floor clutching her gut for some reason, and the ginger dumbass.
"oh you're iin for iit now, your 2o 2crewed…" Eridan chuckled, stepping aside as Sollux took his glasses off, revealing that his eyes were pure shades of red and blue, as in the white of his left was blue, the iris was blue, and the pupil was blue, the same with his right eye but with red instead.
"only a thpecific group are allowwed to make fun of my lithp… and you aren't one of them…" He told him, his hands and eyes crackling with energy. "you thhould be glad i don't cull you ath much ath i wwithh i could…" He told him, before the idiot raised into the air. "ath it ith i'll jutht throww you into the lake." He decided, as the fool went flying into the sky, heading straight for the lake. "jutht tho everyone knowwth, my lithp ith not thomething to mock, it'th for you own good." He explained to those who were still there, putting his glasses back on and high fiving Eridan.
"2o ii notiiced that youre wweariing my scarf" Eridan pointed out.
"tho i may havve thome of your trait'th, it'th altho comfy." Sollux explained, before they entered the great hall.
Malfoy, Draco was skipped over, to Eridan's confusion, as was Hermione Granger, to Kanaya's and, to the confusion of the entire school, Harry Potter… Eventually they were the only ones left, and the lady frowned at three names.
"Ampora, Eridan!" She called out. Eridan stepped forwards, fingering his wand at the confused and disgusted looks he was being given.
"athholeth…" Sollux muttered annoyed.
"Sounds To Me Like Youre Acting Like His Matesprit." Kanaya noted.
"no! it'th jutht becauthe wwe wwere prototyped together, wwe got a link noww." He explained.
Eridan sat under the hat annoyed.
"Well, this is odd…" The hat somehow said curiously.
"wwho ii2 thii2?" Eridan asked curiously.
"I'm the sorting hat of course! Oh dear… Genocide isn't good…"
"courthe it'th not, he jutht cant help it." Sollux's voice somehow intruded.
"How are you doing this?! I'm supposed to be reading his mind! Not yours!"
"look further ahead, that'll tell you everything." Sollux told it.
"Hmm… Ah, a shared mind eh? Looks to me like you'll be starting all kinds of chaos, but tell me, which house would you both prefer if you were still Erisol?"
"probably anythin wwhere wwe havve acce22 to iinformatiion." Eridan decided.
"yeah, pretty much." Sollux agreed.
"Then that's where you shall go… RAVENCLAW!" The hat roared out, as Eridan's robes changed to Ravenclaw, only for everything to go very weird when Sollux's robes also changed.
"wwhat the thhit?!" Sollux shouted confused.
"Ah, yes I should have mentioned, they're soul mates, or rather soul linked." The hat corrected itself, remembering that Sollux and Eridan thought with troll terms.
"Soul linked?" McGonagall asked confused.
"It's an old thing, look it up." The hat said sassily. "Wow I love this personality! Keepin' it!" It decided, as Dumbledore groaned.
"Tho, wwhat do i do?" Sollux asked.
"For now, just stand there, it's likely you'll be sorted into Ravenclaw, but if not, we will find a way around it…" Dumbledore grumbled in a bad mood.
"Maryam, Kanaya!"
"no you cant!" Sollux shouted with a grin, getting a laugh from everyone except McGonagall
"Hmm… For you… Perhaps… What would you say your most important trait is, if you had to guess?"
"Hmm… I Would Say That My Previous Marriage To Rose Or My Rainbow Drinking Status." She decided.
"RAVENCLAW!"
"Captor, Thollux?"
"it'th thollux!" Sollux shouted.
"He Meant Sollux." Kanaya explained, sitting down.
"Captor, Sollux!"
"RAVENCLAW!" The hat roared instantly, Sollux sitting down with a shrug next to Eridan.
"wwaiit…" Eridan told him as he reached for the food, as soon as Sollux stopped, which is when he spoke, a hand stabbed a piece of meat with a large fork, right where Sollux's hand would have been.
"ah cod…" A voice groaned upset.
"M33na)(! You could )(ave )(urt )(im!" A girls voice told the other girl upset.
"hey, relax, i didn't, so it's fin right?"
"… fef?" Sollux and Eridan asked hopefully, getting the girls attention.
"Sollux? –Eridan?" The girl asked hopefully.
"it'th me." Sollux said, giving her a smile.
"iit'2 me as well fef." Eridan told her, hoping she didn't hate him.
"You're both ok! Oh this is glubbing great!" She said happily. "Glub, glub, glub glub glub!" She exclaimed excitedly. "Wait, w)(y are you stuttering Sollux?" She asked confused.
"eritholthprite." Sollux explained.
"O)(! T)(at's w) (appened to me as well!" He exclaimed excitedly. "S33?" She asked, making the smallest catface as she did.
"ii see iit now…" Eridan noted.
"It's 'cause I was part of Fefetasprite! It was fun, and t)(en I exploded…"
"thorry about that." Sollux apologised.
"It's fine! I know you meant w)(at you said, and didn't mean to make us sw33t, precious, fefetasplode!" She told the two of them, hugging them.
"So Does That Mean That The Nepeta Side Is Here As Well?" Kanaya asked.
"Yea)(, but s)(e's on the )(ufflepuff table… Maybe we'll s33 )(er later?" She wondered.
"wwe wwiill." Eridan assured her.